Things I Hate Part Eleventy Bazillion and One

[romi]

you know.... if it was not for fundraising I may not be a U2 fan.. When i was in middle school we had a magazine sale. I went around selling stuff door to door. I only sold enough stuff to get a couple CDs. I chose a U2 CD randomly.

But I do hate the pressure those damn fundraisers place on kids and on the people who open doors and then have to hear about all that junk.

 

[MsPurrl]

It's just as bad at the office--no kids ringing your doorbell, but their parents (who never give you the time of day otherwise) "drop by to chat." Bite me.

 

[U2Mama]

you know.... if it was not for fundraising I may not be a U2 fan.. When i was in middle school we had a magazine sale. I went around selling stuff door to door. I only sold enough stuff to get a couple CDs. I chose a U2 CD randomly.

there's got to be a way my kids can work that story into their sales pitch

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

It's just as bad at the office--no kids ringing your doorbell, but their parents (who never give you the time of day otherwise) "drop by to chat." Bite me.

god, i know. i hated back when i worked in offices when coworkers who hated me suddenly became my best friend when one of their kids was selling something.

at least they all sold shit i liked and i didn't go overboard buying stuff from them.

 

[Purplereign]

bananas' . . . . . . and the word 'cake'

 

[cobl04]

bananas' . . . . . . and the word 'cake'

the saying "you can't have cake and eat it too". it's the worst fucking saying in history. yes, i understand it, but what the fuck else do you do with a piece of cake? go "ooh, look a piece of cake! how aesthetically pleasing it is!"

 

[Purplereign]

food fight


just sayin'

 

[Total U2 Nut]

I hate sending CVs and portfolios of work out to a bazillion places and then the wait

 

[BAW]

When adults use those "pre-made" status update things on Facebook, which are generally created by 12 year old girls in desperate need of spellcheck. And 99% of the time, it's the word most central to the message that is misspelled! My favorite one this morning was "liked" by a 30-something (actually closer to 40) friend of the family:

Ignorant Bitch likes "seriously, are you fucking retarted?" on ♥.

Really?? Either use your own adult brain to come up with something witty/clever/deep or just tell us about your breakfast or something. Or better yet, just shut up

 

[MsPurrl]

bananas' . . . . . . and the word 'cake'

Then how about "banana cake"?

 

[Sicy]

When adults use those "pre-made" status update things on Facebook, which are generally created by 12 year old girls in desperate need of spellcheck. And 99% of the time, it's the word most central to the message that is misspelled! My favorite one this morning was "liked" by a 30-something (actually closer to 40) friend of the family:



Really?? Either use your own adult brain to come up with something witty/clever/deep or just tell us about your breakfast or something. Or better yet, just shut up

They spelled retarded wrong.

 

[BAW]

They spelled retarded wrong.

lol...that was my point exactly!

 

[Sicy]

I knew that.

 

[Edge_Orchestra]

bananas' . . . . . . and the word 'cake'

Mmmmm... Banana Cake? Sounds good.

 

[Purplereign]

Then how about "banana cake"?

Mmmmm... Banana Cake? Sounds good.

. . . LOL . . . although, in a strange but true little twist . . . banana cake is the only way I can actually stomach banana's . . .

They spelled retarded wrong.

< computer viruses . . . out you little OUT!

 

[Lila64]

Hate those bastards I've had my share!!!

Bananas =

Family medical issues

 

[romi]

Hate those bastards I've had my share!!!

Bananas =

Family medical issues

 

[Edge_Orchestra]

Hate those bastards I've had my share!!!

Bananas =

Family medical issues

Sorry. I know some 'issues' are more than they seem on the surface.

 

[indra]

When adults use those "pre-made" status update things on Facebook, which are generally created by 12 year old girls in desperate need of spellcheck. And 99% of the time, it's the word most central to the message that is misspelled! My favorite one this morning was "liked" by a 30-something (actually closer to 40) friend of the family:

Ignorant Bitch likes "seriously, are you fucking retarted?" on ♥.

Really?? Either use your own adult brain to come up with something witty/clever/deep or just tell us about your breakfast or something. Or better yet, just shut up

Maybe the person in question was a tart, and then wasn't a tart, but now has relapsed and is a tart again. So ... retarted.

 

[cobl04]

i hate the "boyss are such fucking jerks" ones. none of them are called that, by that's what they all implicitly mean.

god forbid it could be you with the problem.

 

[Purplereign]

Hate those bastards I've had my share!!!

Bananas =

Family medical issues

Lila . . . lean if you need to angel

Maybe the person in question was a tart, and then wasn't a tart, but now has relapsed and is a tart again. So ... retarted.

awesome

i hate the "boyss are such fucking jerks" ones. none of them are called that, by that's what they all implicitly mean.

god forbid it could be you with the problem.

so you're saying we could be the problem

< that Glee is back ~ and in spite of myself I just can't stop watching / singing /dancing along

 

[cobl04]

you all seem quite normal... it's the girls on my facebook who go around kissing every second bloke at nightclubs who are joining these groups.

* i say quite because we've all got 10000 posts on a u2 forum

 

[coolian2]

you all seem quite normal... it's the girls on my facebook who go around kissing every second bloke at nightclubs who are joining these groups.

* i say quite because we've all got 10000 posts on a u2 forum

guys suck!! because they didn't resist it when i threw myself at them!

 

[Purplereign]

you all seem quite normal... it's the girls on my facebook who go around kissing every second bloke at nightclubs who are joining these groups.

* i say quite because we've all got 10000 posts on a u2 forum

*normal*

guys suck!! because they didn't resist it when i threw myself at them!

bastards!

< really really really really hate the fake tan thing ~ and even worse, girls (cuz lets face it there aren't too many dudes, aside from the odd body builder out there, who use the crap) who apply it badly and have the stains between their fingers, on their wrists and in the teeny tiny wrinkles on their fingers/ ankles/ knees / knuckles ~ sheesh, get a clue, it's not classy, it's not fooling anybody AND it smells bad

 

[cobl04]

oompa loompa doopity doo

 

[Purplereign]

alrighty then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

 

[Vlad n U 2]

People who seem to complain/whine about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

(Some Interferencer's may fit this description Not you people, though.)

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I hate Christmas stuff in stores in September. It was already in some stores weeks ago.

Christmas and Halloween-it's a holidaypalooza

 

[MsPurrl]

I believe there's a new holiday called "HalloThankMas."

 

[Purplereign]

^ and a big fat does of for good measure


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