The Self-Congratulatory Thread

[A_Wanderer]

There are far too many whiney threads, lets have some good narcissism to even it out.

I am printing and binding multiple copies of an epic thesis on the paleoenvironment of the Australian inland sea on monday which ought to clinch me a PhD candidature.

My stubble finally grows evenly between my chin and moustache region, I can go for a handlebar.

I found out you can pickup checkout chicks with a wink and glib remark.

I do admire myself ( into a mirror)

So what makes you plain better than other people?

 

[cobl04]

What does glib mean?

I hit my first career four in over a year recently

 

[A_Wanderer]

define: glib

"Having a ready flow of words but lacking accuracy or understanding; superficial; shallow; Smooth or slippery"

I'll go for shallow

 

[youtooellen]

I think I make sweatpants look damn good.
Even God wants to grab a pair of crappy $10 sweats because I make them look dope as hell.

Everyone tells me that my personality is awesome and that's what draws guys into being attracted to me.
And honestly, I think my personality is pretty cool too. I don't think I'm physically attractive, but my unique style gives me some narcissism. On occasion. Hah.




Wow. I feel so terrible now. I'm always modest.

 

[redhotswami]

I'm fucking awesome.

 

[lauramullen]

I think my butt looks awesome in my new Edun jeans.

 

[Diemen]

I surpassed a new year's resolution to make over $1k this year from photography.

 

[A_Wanderer]

I just figured out how to use clipping masks in illustrator

 

[Vincent Vega]

I'm fucking awesome.

Try come up with something new.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I'm coming 23rd out of 298 students at the moment for something at uni, and it makes me fucking happy because I am a closet competitive bitch like that.

 

[last unicorn]

I am ambitious, I like to work hard, I can concentrate on stuff for a very long time, I believe in perfect execution of things, I always try to get what I want, I am very good at organizing stuff, I am a very reliable person, I like to keep my things in order and have my own system at work, I am very creative, I stay true to my ideals, I'm not easily satisfied, I have read a lot of books, I consider myself very well-read and educated, I have a good humour, I can be ironic about myself, I have a lot of energy, I'm like the Duracell rabbit that still drums on while others are already flat on their backs.

Nice topic, btw.

 

[Liesje]

My 15 week old puppy is better trained than most adult dogs. Actually he's better trained that most kids!

 

[Barney Stinson]

define: glib

"Having a ready flow of words but lacking accuracy or understanding; superficial; shallow; Smooth or slippery"

I'll go for shallow

Awesome.

 

[A_Wanderer]

I already knew how to suit up

 

[redhotswami]

Try come up with something new.

But what is better than awesome?

 

[Night & Day]

So what makes you plain better than other people?

Question is, what doesn't?
I am just that fucking kick ass.
The only thing I can't do is ejaculate semen, and I am working on that...

JASE

 

[JCOSTER]

I have a huge heart!!!!

 

[JCOSTER]

I have a huge heart!!!!

or so I'm told.

 

[Barney Stinson]

I already knew how to suit up

But what is better than awesome?

Nothing. I'm living proof of it.

 

[Cin]

I'm quite talented at buying gifts that folks actually like. I'm good with a one liner and look younger than my years. I do the work that 3 used to do and usually do it better than they ever did.
All in all, I'm fairly awesome, good one me.

 

[last unicorn]

I have a huge heart!!!!

No need to hide. We all know you do.

 

[corianderstem]

I sing pretty.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I make awesome cupcakes.

 

[No spoken words]

I make more $$$ than just about everyone on this site.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I make more $$$ than just about everyone on this site.

can you buy and sell lesser men?


I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

 

[No spoken words]

can you buy and sell lesser men?


I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

Not yet.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I got better toys than all of you. Free.

 

[Zoots]

Try come up with something new.

I could say I have the best music taste ever, but that is a comment just waiting to be hacked to pieces by you vultures so I'll just say...

I like my cheek bones.

 

[youtooellen]

I have more ba-dunk-a-dunk on my hips than more Asian girls. All Asian girls are overweight or skinny.
And guys tell me I'm curvy and hot.

I hate my butt size, but I take pride in it. roud:

 

[Lemonchick]

On good days, my hair looks pretty awesome curly.

I can be very disciplined, I've studied 8 chapters for my psych exam on Wednesday and I'm not stopping.

I rarely wear makeup, I think I look good without it, and when I do wear it it's very subtle. I've also been told I have nice lips.