The Horror! I am truly a disgrace...

[Angel]

Right at this very moment, I have three garbage bags full of garbage, three cases of empty beer bottles and a bag of recycling sitting on my kitchen floor. In my sink is a greasy pan that has been soaking for days and my bathroom is disgusting. I haven't vaccuumed for two weeks and now I am even starting to run out of clean laundry.

This may seem normal to some of you, but I am known amongst my friends as being one of the most anal people when it comes to cleansiness. They have nicknamed me Monica (after Monica Geller) and don't dare put down their drink without a coaster. But the horror if they could see me now!!!!

I blame my injury!!!!

I just want to be clean again...

 

[bono-vox]

you are naughty...go clean now lady

 

[zonelistener]

Sounds like an average guy's apartment!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

My friends call me Monica too...I can come over and clean for a small fee, lol

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Italians do it better

 

[z edge]

LOL
I misunderstood the title of this thread, thinking you were talking about the HORROR

You think thats bad, you should see the disaster I live in

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The hunter gets captured by the game

 

[Discoteque]

welcome to my everyday life.

I'll pay you to come over and make my place anally clean, Angel!

 

[Angel]

*update*

My place is sparkling clean again!!!

I vaccuumed, dusted, did the dishes, did two loads of laundry and bought myself a little daffodil plant! lol!! I am soooo Monica oh my... Smells glorious in here. Oh! and I have delicously clean sheets to crawl into tonight. hahaha!!!

I wonder if there is a twelve step program for such addictions...