Some Kid Has Just Pissed In My Shop

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Aardvark747

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I AINT FUCKIN KIDDING EITHER!!!

My little cd store in sunny(?!) Devon in England, has just been traumatised by a smelly family and an even smellier little brat, who, for some unknown reason - at the age of about 6, is unable to tell the difference between a Lavatory and a Hip-Hop rack:mad:

Understandable some of you may say - but now just think of me having to kneel down and scrub like hell to get if out of the carpet:mad:



(bastards)

:madspit:
 
Cheers for the support Boy! I'll send you a voucher (along with the dirty cloth):wink:


Perhaps this should've been in Zoo Confessionals, but L.Stand asks what I'm looking at - and sadly, it's the urine-soaked Puff Daddy collection.

(maybe there was method in this brats madness after all) :wink:
 
At first I read this thread as "Some Kit Has Just Pissed In My Soup"

:lol: :crack:
 
Sicy said:
At first I read this thread as "Some Kit Has Just Pissed In My Soup"
and i read what you wrote as "some kat has just pissed in my soup." i figured whoops, you typed kat instead of cat. unless bc isn't telling us something...:laugh:

me = :coocoo:
 
It's 9:30 the following morning in my shop, and thankfully it did not ferment during the last few hours - and the stench has all but gone. All thanks to Tesco's Peach n Sunflower Spray - 'Every little Helps':wink:

(apart from every little brat that takes the wrong turn when looking for the urinal:madspit:)
 
Sorry about the mess and smell, but thanks so much for the laugh, at least he aimed in the right direction.
 
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