Some Kid Has Just Pissed In My Shop

[Aardvark747]

 

[Party Boy]

Sorry Aardvark, couldnt find any toilet and I couldnt wait any longer.

Figured it was better done as far away from U2 music as possible.

And stop calling me a kid!

 

[Sicy]

Argh I meant KID.

 

[Macfistowannabe]

Don't feel too bad about it, I had to clean up feces at work one time. Not kidding you.

IT WAS NASTY.

I wanted to die that day.





























Who wants to touch me?

 

[boystupidboy]

days go by........and it STILL makes me chuckle

 

[Aardvark747]

days go by........and it STILL makes me chuckle

I noticed - ur msn name still aint changed!!

 

[boystupidboy]

I noticed - ur msn name still aint changed!!

Thats gonna be my username for ever now
ANYWAY what are you doing in work on a sunday?Doing some extra 'piss scrubbing'

 

[boystupidboy]

ummmmmmmmmm 'piss scrubbing'

 

[boystupidboy]

Aardvark, you might hit the jackpot and get to do some 'shit shoveling' if your lucky this week

 

[Aardvark747]

 

[Adam'sbaby]

Poor Aardvark,

But it does sound funny...you on your knees, scrubbing that stain, haha.

But I do feel sorry for you... Really

 

[Aardvark747]

lol...yes, thankfully, the funny side of the episode has hit me now. Just so long as it doesnt happen again!!!!

 

[sallycinnamon78]

I AINT FUCKIN KIDDING EITHER!!!

My little cd store in sunny(?!) Devon in England, has just been traumatised by a smelly family and an even smellier little brat, who, for some unknown reason - at the age of about 6, is unable to tell the difference between a Lavatory and a Hip-Hop rack

Understandable some of you may say - but now just think of me having to kneel down and scrub like hell to get if out of the carpet



(bastards)

You have my full sympathy, mate. I used to manage the Kids department at a very busy branch of Clarks, so I understand these horrors... one little bugger vomited on my head once - and his mother STILL didn't buy anything!

 

[Aardvark747]

Re: Re: Some Kid Has Just Pissed In My Shop

You have my full sympathy, mate. I used to manage the Kids department at a very busy branch of Clarks, so I understand these horrors... one little bugger vomited on my head once - and his mother STILL didn't buy anything!

Awful! This family, if they DO come in again, should spend spend spend - to make up for my suffering!

 

[sallycinnamon78]

No, that means i'd have to tune in to watch it, and see that mate of Robbie Williams' trying to be a t.v presenter

Robbie Williams has mates?

This is waaaaaaaaaaaaay off the original topic, but I'm actually starting to like Robbie W. In the past I've liked some of his music, but he's kinda got on my nerves (although he can be very funny). Anyway, I've been reading his bio, Feel, out of sheer boredom. The man is a complete maniac. He has 24 hour guard and STILL sleeps with a knife and a makeshift flamethrower under his pillow. Total madman. It made me feel better about my own mental health! Anyone as harmlessly crazy as he is deserves respect, if you ask me.

 

[Aardvark747]

lol!
I dont mind the topic being changed here! Robbie is ok, i've grown to appreciate some of his songs in the last couple of years. Not that most recent one tho, 'Radio' or sth like that - diabolical.
You know who I mean tho dont u? About this guy who's made a living out of being Robbie's mate?! A failed pop career behind him, he takes the chair as presenter of 'You've Been Framed'. Please - honestly, who the hell still watches that show?!!!
Early on a saturday evening - surely everyone else has sth better to do?!!

Oh well, rant over!

 

[boystupidboy]

'youve been framed looking like a cunt' ceased to be funny after series 1.RW's latest album(escapology) is ,actually,very very good.

 

[MrsDarcy]

Robbie....
as for the sod who pissed in your shop Aardvark.....castrate the bastard next time you see him!!!that'll teach him!!

 

[Aardvark747]

Robbie....
as for the sod who pissed in your shop Aardvark.....castrate the bastard next time you see him!!!that'll teach him!!

...The shears are already situated behind the counter...

 

[Aardvark747]

Damn it! This thread needs 5 stars!!

 

[boystupidboy]

I've justed voted this thread 5/5.Its just a sympathy vote

 

[Aardvark747]

I've justed voted this thread 5/5.Its just a sympathy vote

Thanks ol' chum...

 

[sallycinnamon78]

lol!
I dont mind the topic being changed here! Robbie is ok, i've grown to appreciate some of his songs in the last couple of years. Not that most recent one tho, 'Radio' or sth like that - diabolical.
You know who I mean tho dont u? About this guy who's made a living out of being Robbie's mate?! A failed pop career behind him, he takes the chair as presenter of 'You've Been Framed'. Please - honestly, who the hell still watches that show?!!!
Early on a saturday evening - surely everyone else has sth better to do?!!

Oh well, rant over!

His name's Jonathan Wilkes, I'm pretty sure. I vaguely remember that one song he did - forgot the name though, which says it all!

It really, really irritates me how people become "famous" for nothing, or for getting their jugs out, or (allegedly) shagging a footballer/supposed 'celebrity', or just clinging ontop one like a sad lifeless limpet.

Like Rebecca Loos - famous for having a text affair (???!!) with David Beckham, and wanking off a pig on national television. Or Liz Hurley becoming famous for wearing a dress held together with safety pins, being Hugh Grant's girlfriend. Having got the nation's attention for flashing her what-have-you's at every camera around, the pointless bint then reached the dizzy heights of being one of England's worst actresses. I wouldn't mind at all if either of these women had any obvious talent and had earned a lucky break, but no.

I hate to say this, but this level of "celebrity" actually makes me miss the Spice Girls. I never liked their music much and thought they were a bunch of fools, but at least they actually attempted to do something to earn their fame - releasing records (albeit with senseless lyrics, and little that counts as 'music' in my opinion, but there you go).

It's not just brainless bimbos though, of course - there's Fatto Paul Gallagher, the road-digging opportunist who still lives with his Muumy at the age of 45 while spong(e)ing off his younger and slightly less ugly brothers' income from Oasis.

Not to forget all the idiots - male and female - from Big Brother, and I'm a D-list Nobody, Get Me Out Of Here (with the exception of John Lydon who was highly amusing).

That's my opinionated rant for the day.

 

[Aardvark747]

Like Rebecca Loos - famous for having a text affair (???!!) with David Beckham, and wanking off a pig on national television.

That was indeed, terrible. She seems to appear in every other reality thing going now too. Recently to be found on C4's quite awful 'Celebrity Detox' - with other great legends of Entertainment, such as, wait for it....Jack Osbourne and the women who played Tiffany's mum on Eastenders nearly 10 years ago!

 

[boystupidboy]

Still funny.Plus this thread goes shooting straight back up to the top of the list

 

[Aardvark747]

 

[Dutch Partygirl]

I didn't see this thread until now, but boy, did I have a good laugh!

It's annoying that it happened Aardvark, but hey, you made a couple of people laugh. That's a joy, you know!

 

[Aardvark747]

Yeah....even I have since seen the funny side!