Said Goodbye to my beloved BLOW-UP Doll Today

[z edge]

Well me and Super Shirley parted ways today in a sudden tragic moment that not only shocked an entire crowd of folks but I swear I could hear her calling my name as she floated away.

See, Super Shirley demanded I take her to the fireworks display out at the park in a mass of public. And you know that women always get what they want despite what Naya (Hiya Naya) would have you believe.

So i take her with me and the boys to watch the fireworks, and there were a bunch of kids with balloons letting them off into the air with helium. So me and the boys took turns sucking in the helium and talking funny like this .

Well Super Shirley wanted to monkey-see monkey-do, so we let her have some helium too, per her demands.

And then she freaked, her eyes got big and she started to rise and she floated up in the air suddendly while I jumped after her shrieking her name but she was just out of reach.

And to make things worse, her little dress that i bought just for this occasion (a red-white-and blue spangled star dress) popped off as she expanded internally with her rise. And as her dress floated down to the ground in a circular manner, some kids pointed up at her naked genitalia and yelled "look! a blow up doll!"

I watched my very own Super Shirley float away tonight, her arms outreached and her eyes all bugged out. She was reduced to just a balloon, and kids laughed at her and threw rocks

 

[SweetOnU2]

You Poor, Poor thing!! Just think of all the good memories you had with her!!

 

[Lilly]

i know judy here will not replace shirley...but...i tried...

 

[Stories for Boys]

 

[Angela Harlem]

You are so, so, so sad Zed Wedge.

~*RIP Shirl*~

 

[Sicy]

You can borrow diamond's

 

[Ana]

 

[BabyGrace]

You are so, so, so sad Zed Wedge.

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!

*falls of chair*

 

[Naya]

Thanks for including me in this wonderful thread about your blow up doll

lol at the pic

 

[madamc]

lmfao........

 

[ABEL]

This has got to be one of the saddest things I've ever read...



RIP Shriley

 

[adamswildhoney]

This has got to be one of the saddes things I've ever read...



RIP Shriley

It is, it is so sad!

 

[missmacphisto]

Oh, good lord...

This is too much!

If I had been there, I woulda just stuck a pin in her and put her out of her misery.
It'd be the kindest thing really. Prevent further suffering.

 

[ABEL]

Someone is going to be very surprised when Shirley finally comes down from her helium high and lands in someone's back yard!

I can see it now....Shriley lands in a tree in an old lady's back yard!

 

[missmacphisto]

ROFLMFAO!!!!
I can just picture that!!!!

Or some poor lonely man who couldnt afford one of his own!
*dies laughing*

 

[z edge]

there's no shoe like an old shoe

i know judy here will not replace shirley...but...i tried...

Lilly
thank you dear but I am so used to Super Shirley that I have given my heart to her

I would hate to have to break in Juicy Judy

But thanx anyways

 

[z edge]

ALBE,
I considered your hypothetical scenerio, I have ***plane patrolling the air looking for her and also I have out going door to door asking all of the old people if they saw an inflatable nude doll

MissMac,
please dont talk about sticking a pin in her

Naya,
Hiya Naya
your welcome

chicky,
I love your sig, no get back up on yer chair

Babygrace,
stop agreeing with Angela Onion

Ana
what the hell are you at?

AngelaOnion


Sicey
leave my bro diamond outta this

Stories for Girls,
Got somethin in yer eye?

 

[Bonochick]

Here's a new doll for you, z edge!

 

[ABEL]

*is scandalized*

 

[z edge]

i'm gonna get you back somehow

chicky i wil get you

 

[gutterbrain]

z-

my solution to you is next time not to take her into public. copulation outside the home carries big fines, trust me.

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

you people are weird!

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

you people are weird!

And youre just figuring this out now?

 

[Calluna]

RIP Super Shirley

And she was lying in the grass
And she could hear the highway breathing
And she could see a nearby factory
She's making sure she is not dreaming
See the lights of a neighbor's house
Now she's starting to rise
Take a minute to concentrate
And she opens up her eyes

The world was moving and she was right there with it (and she was)
The world was moving she was floating above it (and she was) and she was

And she was drifting through the backyard
And she was taking off her dress
And she was moving very slowly
Rising up above the earth
Moving into the universe
Drifting this way and that
Not touching ground at all
Up above the yard

She was glad about it... no doubt about it
She isn't sure where she's gone
No time to think about what to tell them
No time to think about what she's done
And she was

And she was looking at herself
And things were looking like a movie
She had a pleasant elevation
She's moving out in all directions

Joining the world of missing persons (and she was)
Missing enough to feel alright (and she was)

 

[Bonochick]

Re: i'm gonna get you back somehow

chicky i wil get you

I wuv you, pee hedge!!!!!!!

 

[z edge]

law don't go around here law-dogs

z-

my solution to you is next time not to take her into public. copulation outside the home carries big fines, trust me.

would you care to elaborate?

I like to hear about public indecency

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

And youre just figuring this out now?

Yes! I'm a newbie sorry!

 

[Screaming Flower]

whorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhore

zspymuscle - maybe you didn't satisfy her so she floated away to find a real man.

 

[z edge]

Re: whorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhorewhore

zspymuscle - maybe you didn't satisfy her so she floated away to find a real man.

wouldn't be the first time