Random Facts and Confessions V7.0

[No spoken words]

Guess it'll be the way of the hand for the next 7 days.

There's gotta be a nice vasectomy-related joke to be made here but I'm just too much of a gentleman to do it.

 

[MsPurrl]

I think she will always be close to you...

Thanks; I think so, too!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Had this exam for Nursing 101 that was worth 40% of my grade. Needed a pretty high grade out of 1100, got an 1176!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congrats kristen!

 

[Galeongirl]

There's gotta be a nice vasectomy-related joke to be made here but I'm just too much of a gentleman to do it.

Or are you....?

 

[Saracene]

I think there's nothing remotely attractive or gorgeous about newborn babies. And of course you're not supposed to refer to any average-looking newborn as anything else but "beautiful". Luckily when I'm encountered with one there're always other people around to make these comments

 

[JanuaryStar]

I think there's nothing remotely attractive or gorgeous about newborn babies. And of course you're not supposed to refer to any average-looking newborn as anything else but "beautiful". Luckily when I'm encountered with one there're always other people around to make these comments

I totally agree

 

[No spoken words]

Or are you....?

Are you?

Wait. What?

 

[Galeongirl]

Are you?

Wait. What?

You know I would've totally made that joke if you hadn't mentioned it.

 

[No spoken words]

You know I would've totally made that joke if you hadn't mentioned it.

Yet I never really made the joke, I just alluded to its potential existence.

 

[Galeongirl]

Yet I never really made the joke, I just alluded to its potential existence.

That alone ruined the whole purpose of the joke.

 

[zuropa_fit]

I think there's nothing remotely attractive or gorgeous about newborn babies. And of course you're not supposed to refer to any average-looking newborn as anything else but "beautiful". Luckily when I'm encountered with one there're always other people around to make these comments

Newborn, like minutes/hours/days old babies look silly - my son looked like a pterodactyl. 99% of babies between a week and 2 weeks old look like Winston Churchill.

 

[MsPurrl]

Newborn, like minutes/hours/days old babies look silly - my son looked like a pterodactyl. 99% of babies between a week and 2 weeks old look like Winston Churchill.

"A fist with eyes", my brother (who was 12 at the time) said about my son as a newborn.

 

[Lila64]

Moms - you know when you are in the hospital and they take a picture of your newborn, so that you can later look back & reflect & buy it from them? Well, I remember seeing Maddy's baby pic, and I was wondering whose kid that was, cuz I never saw her look like that, LOL! I like to recall the pics we took of her as a newborn in the hospital as her first pics. We never bought the hospital one

 

[The Sad Punk]

"A fist with eyes"

There's gotta be a nice vasectomy-related joke to be made here but... NSW?

 

[No spoken words]

There's gotta be a nice vasectomy-related joke to be made here but... NSW?

Sometimes I'm NSW, but, oh no, if there's Different Strokes reference, suddenly I'm Mike.

Either way, freedom has a scent.

 

[cobl04]

this is a photo of a dust mite against some carpet fibres. we sleep with millions of these every night.

these are taken with electron microscopes. more amazing/disgusting photos here (includes pot): http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/photo-gallery/gallery-e6frf94x-1225844433401

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

this is a photo of a dust mite against some carpet fibres. we sleep with millions of these every night.

i just changed my sheets yesterday

 

[The Sad Punk]

I like the weed one, it looks like a Magical World. And jesus, how fucking ugly are millipedes? No offence to the guys, but I wasn't expecting that.

But it's worth it for the minerals... they look like cubist or futurist masterpieces.

I think I need a visit to the Where Did You Just Itch? thread, now.

 

[cobl04]

the millipedes were the ones that amazed me. i'm no George Clooney but, that is a face (is that what you'd call it) only a mother could love.

 

[Galeongirl]

Wow that's some awesome details there!


That pollen canterbury cell looks amazing! The colours!


Just left the spider pic on my friend's profile page. She's terrified of them.

 

[Purplereign]

this is a photo of a dust mite against some carpet fibres. we sleep with millions of these every night.

these are taken with electron microscopes. more amazing/disgusting photos here (includes pot): Amazing microscope images | Herald Sun

. . . although I must say I spent a very entertaining half hour or so with my 3 kidlets poring over those photos . . . but be warned, i'm coming after you if they don't sleep tonight

 

[Vincent Vega]

i just changed my sheets yesterday

Then you have freshly washed dust mites, but you still have them.

 

[RedRocksU2]

i just changed my sheets yesterday

I love the feel of clean sheets.

Btw, whenever I stay at a hotel...I remove the comforter and never lay on it. yuck

 

[last unicorn]

Then you have freshly washed dust mites, but you still have them.

That's why I don't change my sheets. I wait until it's too dirty even for the dust mites and they leave





OK, that was a very bad joke.

 

[zuropa_fit]

Wow that's some awesome details there!


That pollen canterbury cell looks amazing! The colours!


Just left the spider pic on my friend's profile page. She's terrified of them.

It better not have been mine

 

[Galeongirl]

It better not have been mine

Oh you're afraid of them too?


She thanked me for the pic, so it wasn't that bad.

 

[Purplereign]

Then you have freshly washed dust mites, but you still have them.

. . . love it (not the dust mites )

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Then you have freshly washed dust mites, but you still have them.

i was hoping you'd say this.

 

[coolian2]

plus now there's no evidence i was there.














don't be perverted. i wrote my name in washable ink on the sheets.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i wrote my name in washable ink on the sheets.

they call that ink now?


what, i'm talking about spit!