Ok. Once I called the local sperm bank..offering them a FREE

[diamond]

sample..and they told me NO THANK YOU and
to SCRAM..that there WAS NO NEED..ect :

So I took my business elsewhere.

DB9

 

[BAW]

 

[V Nura]

You must have called first union sperm bank they are real assholes they even make you bring your own porno


Try greater sperm bank of america....they treat you right

 

[DrTeeth]

So I took my business elsewhere.
DB9

Where?

 

[Bonochick]

So I took my business elsewhere.
DB9

elsewhere = Gazelle

 

[Hewson]

A woman walks into an elevator in a medical office building, the elevator operator asks which floor...she replies, "6th please, I have an appointment with my podiatrist". Before the doors close, a young man walks in, holding a specimin cup...the operator asks what floor...the man replies, "8th, sperm bank...did you know they pay $100 for a donation."

The next day the same woman returns and gets on the elevator...the operator asks, "6th floor again for the podiatrist ma'am?"
The woman shakes her head and gurgles due to a full mouth and holds up 8 fingers.

 

[Diemen]

Classy...

 

[Basstrap]

A woman walks into an elevator in a medical office building, the elevator operator asks which floor...she replies, "6th please, I have an appointment with my podiatrist". Before the doors close, a young man walks in, holding a specimin cup...the operator asks what floor...the man replies, "8th, sperm bank...did you know they pay $100 for a donation."

The next day the same woman returns and gets on the elevator...the operator asks, "6th floor again for the podiatrist ma'am?"
The woman shakes her head and gurgles due to a full mouth and holds up 8 fingers.

you must be in junior high right?

 

[Hewson]

Just a joke...it was fairly obvious that Diamond started the thread in jest, so I rolled with it.
If it offended you Basstrap, I'm sorry...its actually a joke a woman told me.

 

[diamond]

Hewson.
I liked the joke.
I giggled...8 fingers?
Sheesh.

DB9

 

[Screaming Flower]

smutboy

diamond how come your posts are always so slutty?

 

[Sicy]

because he's a slut

Maybe she'll take your donation.

 

[z edge]

I named you Screamer

diamond how come your posts are always so slutty?

and yet you are always right there in the middle of them too

 

[Screaming Flower]

i'll screamer your face.

and yet you are always right there in the middle of them too

i'd rather be in the middle that at the back.

stuff it weenie boy.

 

[z edge]

I like the way you smack my ass

stuff it weenie boy.

really?

 

[Screaming Flower]

you wish i'd smack your ass.

really?

really!

 

[diamond]

Such nastiness.

DB9

 

[Bonochick]

Such nastiness.

DB9

You bring out the nasty side of me.

Wait, that's not right...

 

[Diemen]

BC, I think that's something you should say to John on your honeymoon.

Bad me!

 

[U2002revolution!]

@ this whole thread n' the responses
your posts are brilliant diamond!

p.s. your (diamond's) avatar cracks me up everytime i see it, is there an origional pic of it? & is that a REAL monkey? ....it gets me everytime!

 

[Lilly]

....it gets me everytime!

don't encourage him.

 

[diamond]

Hey God Damn It.
How come this thred only has a 1 star rating anyhoo? :
Damn kids
DB9

 

[Stories for Boys]

How come this thred only has a 1 star rating anyhoo? :

uh.......cause you started it?

 

[Bonochick]

Hey God Damn It.
How come this thred only has a 1 star rating anyhoo? :
Damn kids

Do you even have to ask???

 

[Sicy]

Hey God Damn It.
How come this thred only has a 1 star rating anyhoo? :
Damn kids
DB9

Cuz you suck.

 

[U2girl]

Re: Re: Ok. Once I called the local sperm bank..offering them a FREE

elsewhere = Gazelle

LOL, i forgot all about that doll! Good one Katherine!!!



Hmmm - type of thread.