JCOSTER
ONE love, blood, life
I really hate when Mr. Softee doesn't stop 4 me!!!
Oh I never bother to open the door then, unless I expect a package. Usually it's Jehova's that ring the doorbell early in the weekends, so I don't even want to open the door anyway.
I can't get past the hurt of losing a friendship
One time these people came to my door and they said all happy, "HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?"
And I said, "My brother's just been put into hospital you arseholes!"
Worked a treat.
One time these people came to my door and they said all happy, "HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?"
And I said, "My brother's just been put into hospital you arseholes!"
Worked a treat.
Cos the employees are having lunch?
I can't get past the hurt of losing a friendship
One time these people came to my door and they said all happy, "HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS?"
And I said, "My brother's just been put into hospital you arseholes!"
Worked a treat.
I hate it when you buy something and just a few days later that same thing is even cheaper
I'm now a member of a Methodist congregation, but having grown up attending a small, rural Southern Baptist church, that particular phrase amuses me more than I can articulate......a raving Baptist.....
two people in my work area tell another person to tell me something instead of telling me themselves
-dan
a good friend of 13+ years decides to make a move on you now that you're separated.
a good friend of 13+ years decides to make a move on you now that you're separated.
What about a particular friend of yours doesn't make a move on you when you're separated?
a good friend of 13+ years decides to make a move on you now that you're separated.
Lovely. I had a friend come on to me the night I broke off my engagement Classy.
Lovely. I had a friend come on to me the night I broke off my engagement Classy.