Nothing better than this....

[Edgeman]

So I'm not affraid of admitting this.....I'm a guy, we do this sometimes. Me and a few buddies went to a strip club the other night.

So what's better than a beautiful woman dancing naked on stage?

A naked woman dancing to non other than U2! That's right, she danced to Elevation (tomb raider mix), then the lovely Angel Of Harlem.

Just wanted to tell everyone....I'm bored....just like everyone else.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

good for you for sticking up for your hormones.

 

[womanfish]

I have also seen this. Elevation had a whole new meaning.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i do have a confession. i was driving around the other day and a song came on my one of my cd's and i thought to myself "this would be a really fun song to strip to." lmao i must have been inhailing too much fumes from the traffic jam because i had a whole routine laid out in my head.

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

I too have heard the beautiful strains of "Elevation" at a gentleman's club. Suffice to say, it was the highlight of the evening.*

*Translation= it fucking rocked.

 

[Mirrorball Man]

If Babyface was raunchier then it would be a great stripper song. I'd be thrown out of the joint within seconds.

 

[Edgeman]

i do have a confession. i was driving around the other day and a song came on my one of my cd's and i thought to myself "this would be a really fun song to strip to." lmao i must have been inhailing too much fumes from the traffic jam because i had a whole routine laid out in my head.

Wouldn't mind seeing that!

 

[zonelistener]

So what's better than a beautiful woman dancing naked on stage?

A naked woman dancing to non other than U2! That's right, she danced to Elevation (tomb raider mix), then the lovely Angel Of Harlem.

A stripper who is a fan of U2. Interesting.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Wouldn't mind seeing that!

dream on, because the only one who will ever see me do that would be a very lucky guy because he would be a very serious boyfriend. he would also have to have a good sense of humor because i could not and would not do any sort of strip tease with out a laughing my ass off. i would never get on stage and dance and strip naked for strangers. that is me though. i have about 4 friends who have done it professionally. they have changed my views on stripping. i think it is more powerful for a woman to be on stage and taking $$ from horny men.

my local health club did offer a strip tease class. for a few mins my friend and i thought about taking it to get a good laugh.

 

[martha]

Strippers have thighs that can crack walnuts. Think about it! It takes muscle to do those kinds of things with those poles.


I'd like to do it. But only for the articles.

I mean the muscle development.

Yeah, only for the muscle development.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

yeah muscle development. i want to have a toned and strong body like them.

 

[beegee]

hmm...dancers who are U2 fans.
what a very, very rare thing.

 

[zonelistener]

hmm...dancers who are U2 fans.
what a very, very rare thing.

That was my too.

But do you think it is that rare?

I don't know any strippers...nor have I interacted with many. Maybe I need to do some research or something.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

no it is not rare.

 

[IWasBored]

Maybe I need to do some research or something.

i don't know, that sounded funny

 

[Edgeman]

Yeah, I wouldn't mind doing that kind of research.

 

[oliveu2cm]

Mysterious Ways Solar Plexus Remix was playing for the dancers at Bada Bing during one Sopranos episode.

 

[MrBrau1]

Tits might just be my favorite thing ever! God, how I love boobs

 

[martha]

Did you ever hear the Sparks song Tits?

For months
For years
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home

But now
She says
Tits are only there to feed our little Joe so that he'll grow into a man


I should dig out that lp.


*wanders off*

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I went to my first strip club at the end of last semester for a friend's birthday party, and I had a fucking blast. I never envisioned that I would have so much fun in a room of naked chicks. Of course all my guy friends got lap dances (the looks on their faces were absolutely priceless), and even my friend Laura got one (she's straight, as am I, and I would have gotten one too just for 'fun' if it wasn't $25). Anyhoo, Laura's getting her lapdance, and unlike the guys, she was allowed to touch her. And once Laura did, she said, "Oh wow! Your skin is so soft! What do you use?" So she and the dancer spent the entire time talking about body lotions. Hmmph. Us girls will always be girls I guess...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Anyhoo, Laura's getting her lapdance, and unlike the guys, she was allowed to touch her. And once Laura did, she said, "Oh wow! Your skin is so soft! What do you use?" So she and the dancer spent the entire time talking about body lotions. Hmmph. Us girls will always be girls I guess...

this happend when my friend's took their fiancee's to a strip club here. my friend's ended up talking to the strippers like they were old friend's to the point that their fiancee's became annoyed.

 

[IWasBored]

Did you ever hear the Sparks song Tits?

For months
For years
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home

But now
She says
Tits are only there to feed our little Joe so that he'll grow into a man


I should dig out that lp.


*wanders off*

yes! i heard the other day actually... ah college radio

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

i think it may be illegal to read this thread where i come from.

it made me laugh though.

 

[Salome]

there actually is stuff better than that though
but I'm not allowed to talk about that over here

 

[zonelistener]

LadtLemon....
Any interst in joining my research team?

Your laptop will be paid for. You know...research.

 

[beegee]

That was my too.

But do you think it is that rare?

I don't know any strippers...nor have I interacted with many. Maybe I need to do some research or something.

actually, i was being sarcastic.
and i will say no more.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

LadtLemon....
Any interst in joining my research team?

Your laptop will be paid for. You know...research.

Sure, PM me the top secret info of that 'research team'.

 

[Edgeman]

So it's sunday....anyone get some research done?