- My boyfriend is so hot, he is actually classified as a "plasma-man", not made of carbon based molecules and water, but hydrogen which is converted into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees. Seriously, that hot. His clothes burn right off. Which works for me. No known metal can contain him and not melt. If we could FIND such a metal, he would be the secret to unlocking cold fusion. A misnomer ... because he is hot. Hot. Hot. Hot. Hotty hot hotness. Hot.
- I'm a singer now. For money. Which is what I've always wanted to be.
- Some of my hair is the color red I wanted it to be.
- I've stopped caring about silly things like ... money. Visa can kiss my broke ass. I'm "Zen-Broke".
- Kittens are cute. Just in general.
- Scott. Hot. Scott.