TheBrush
War Child
okay heres the rundown.
i recently moved in with my gramps to be closer to work. it has been a difficult transition moving out of my home and into the attic hear. i also moved in to keep him company since his wife passed away about 4 months before i moved in. he is a nice guy and all. but strange very strange.
its best to describe him as a combination as jack nicholsons character from as good as it gets and mel gibsons character from conspiracy theorey.
hes very anal and set in his ways. he labels everything and says things to me that are very odd. i mean he literarly labels things with masking tape. like food and shit. he writes a day of the week on every bannana he buys and for what day to eat it.
I am somewhat tolerant and shrug alot of it off. However i do admit it is full watching him get pissed off.(i know im such an asshole).
what weird things does he say to me. On cnn they were taking about border control. that the bush administration was cracking down on illegal imigrants.
Gramps spouts out "they should close off the border completely....... and if they catch a mexican over here they should ship his ass to europe"(i thought all my lovely european blue crack addicts would like to here this.)
what worse he talked about writing a letter to the president. so now i would have to worry about big brother taking him during the night.
I am 22 and i was thinking about getting my ears pierced and casually told him. his response..only faggots do that. nice right. Any girl i bring over he assumes were dating and refers to them as my girlfriend. he says something to me and i usually hit him with something like "nah gramps were just having a good time" and give him a wink.
Okay heres another one when someone calls the house and he doesnt recognize the number he writes it down and doesnt answer the phone. he has a drawer full of numbers.
i could go on....but i think you all get the drift. dont really know why im postin this. just something to do i guess. i dont want to give the impression that hes an asshole or that i dont love the guy. i do very much.
actually since he started labeling everything(he did it before she died so it isnt really from the grieving process, it may have just enhanced it a bit) but anyhoo, i started labeling shit just to show him how fucked in the head he was.
I.......
-filled the sink with water and labeled a post-it note "water" and put it in the sink.LOL
-I labeled one of his bannanas thursday just as he does........but i labeled it thursday, february 7th 2034.
i recently moved in with my gramps to be closer to work. it has been a difficult transition moving out of my home and into the attic hear. i also moved in to keep him company since his wife passed away about 4 months before i moved in. he is a nice guy and all. but strange very strange.
its best to describe him as a combination as jack nicholsons character from as good as it gets and mel gibsons character from conspiracy theorey.
hes very anal and set in his ways. he labels everything and says things to me that are very odd. i mean he literarly labels things with masking tape. like food and shit. he writes a day of the week on every bannana he buys and for what day to eat it.
I am somewhat tolerant and shrug alot of it off. However i do admit it is full watching him get pissed off.(i know im such an asshole).
what weird things does he say to me. On cnn they were taking about border control. that the bush administration was cracking down on illegal imigrants.
Gramps spouts out "they should close off the border completely....... and if they catch a mexican over here they should ship his ass to europe"(i thought all my lovely european blue crack addicts would like to here this.)
what worse he talked about writing a letter to the president. so now i would have to worry about big brother taking him during the night.
I am 22 and i was thinking about getting my ears pierced and casually told him. his response..only faggots do that. nice right. Any girl i bring over he assumes were dating and refers to them as my girlfriend. he says something to me and i usually hit him with something like "nah gramps were just having a good time" and give him a wink.
Okay heres another one when someone calls the house and he doesnt recognize the number he writes it down and doesnt answer the phone. he has a drawer full of numbers.
i could go on....but i think you all get the drift. dont really know why im postin this. just something to do i guess. i dont want to give the impression that hes an asshole or that i dont love the guy. i do very much.
actually since he started labeling everything(he did it before she died so it isnt really from the grieving process, it may have just enhanced it a bit) but anyhoo, i started labeling shit just to show him how fucked in the head he was.
I.......
-filled the sink with water and labeled a post-it note "water" and put it in the sink.LOL
-I labeled one of his bannanas thursday just as he does........but i labeled it thursday, february 7th 2034.
Seriously, when my father retired he became obsessed with the pantry. Everything had to be lined up just so, in a specific order. God help you if you innocently put the groceries away. He sounds bored.
