My Best Friend Thinks Her Husband Is Cheating

[Mr. BAW]

I won't marry Uber because of my propensity to cheat and make babies....we're all Hispanics by the way...ever hear of Ponce de Leon....?

 

[beli]

we're all Hispanics by the way...ever hear of Ponce de Leon....?

I'm not Hispanic. I'm from the other new but physically older than the old world new world.

I'm not Viking either (been tested)

I don't know what I am.

 

[corianderstem]

Duh ... you're an alien. Possibly one of the Anasazi tribe. Everyone knows they disappeared because they returned to their home planet.

 

[yolland]

Looks like most everyone with constructive advice to offer has said their piece here already...I think any further developments might be better pursued through emails or PMs to specific people. Sorry, but I don't see the prospects for this thread improving any.