MERGED--> I hate being................ + Singletons Only!!

[adamswildhoney]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

So ye know like what happens here does everyone drown their sorrows, do we meet nice handsome boys....???

uh yeah, did you see who i went home with last night?! haha tonight i am on the prowl for Colin Farrel.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Hi ladies (and gent). I'm here and I'm ready to drink.



Last night I went home with........crud. Who was that?
Oh well, it doesn't matter because I'm SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i am back from the grocery store. i am ready to start raising hell again!

 

[daisybean]

at this thread.....I haven't really checked it out...because I was in no mood to read about how miserable it is to be single. I thought it'd be a bunch of whining

whooo hooo for being single and lovin' it.

 

[adamswildhoney]

at this thread.....I haven't really checked it out...because I was in no mood to read about how miserable it is to be single. I thought it'd be a bunch of whining

thats what my orginal thread was about!!!

 

[Laura M]

Laura from Belfast, there are no age limits for drinking in our singleton bar.

Innocent Laura, wine cooler i didn't know those were still out on the market? how about a Mike's Hard Lemonade. yummy!

Laura from Belfast will have whatever is on offer


*pulls up chair and chats to Larry Mullen*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

thats what my orginal thread was about!!!

until i and MK came in here and turned it around.


HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! gimme another cold one. Daisy hon, what'll you have?



Laura from Belfast you get a shot of tequlia too.

 

[daisybean]

what the hell...I don't have to work in the morning.....I want margaritas

erm...I need to take a zantac first....I get heartburn real bad from the limes. damn I feel old saying that

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

daisy, i have to have zantac in my purse at all times. how about us old geezers sit together at the bar and heckle the men who walk in.

 

[adamswildhoney]

*grabs a guinness(sp?)*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

yes kelly dear you spelled Guinness right


and how dare you reject my TEQUILA shot!

 

[daisybean]

shooters

lick em, slam em, suck em....

I remember every guy in college had a t shirt that said that

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh god. how about those Big Johnson t-shirts?!

 

[daisybean]

yes! and those co-ed naked ones....

and then there were the ones that you got for free when you signed up for a credit card. I think mine had some painting by a starving artist on it.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

haha i forgot about the Co-Ed Naked t-shirts... and damn those credit card tables, they are the reason i am in debt...

 

[adamswildhoney]

yes kelly dear you spelled Guinness right


and how dare you reject my TEQUILA shot!

hahahahah!!! *grabs tequila shot* fine i will take it!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i see the tequila is having the right effect on you kelly.

 

[Stories for Boys]

Innocent Laura, wine cooler i didn't know those were still out on the market? how about a Mike's Hard Lemonade. yummy!

heh...i like how i'm still known as innocent laura......

*grabs the mike's hard lemonade*
*chugs it*

got another for me?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

awww laura you will forever be innocent in my eyes despite the tattoo and god knows what else you have done.


*slides a cold mikes hard lemonade over to you*

 

[adamswildhoney]

i think i drank that shot of tequila to fast bc my stomach *ouch* hurts now!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

jaysus kelly no-one gets sick in this bar!

 

[adamswildhoney]

Im not sick my stomach just hurts!!!!!!!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

WHO HAS A DRINK FOR ME?
ITS MY BIRTHDAY DAMMIT.

 

[daisybean]

Gives U2STW the whole bottle of Tequila

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

tonight i am drinking Zinfindel. oh yeah. it is a smooth night for me. *listens to jazz music* *rasies wine glass to MK*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Gives U2STW the whole bottle of Tequila

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i am in a damn good mood. i feel like dancing

i owe this to my pending concert this weekend and sessy English accents.


and for the fact i got into U2 again last night.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Maybe we should have a Singles Bar dance party!!!



*does the moonwalk across the forum and ends with a smashing version of the shopping cart*

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*runs out to dance floor and starts dancing like a fool*

i need a sessy partner! *starts looking for hot guys*