lol i just lied to a stranger on Yahoo

[MissVelvetDress_75]

uh, so yeah i confess i just lied to some random dude who IM me on yahoo that i was chatting with my boyfriend.

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

and he got mad...hahaha!!! he linked me to his profile in AOL and it had his picture and his ideal list for his perfect woman. he said he doesn't mind if you are into jerry springer because well he watches it! so yeah after i saw that i came back with "i am sorry i am chatting with my boyfriend" lol

 

[adamswildhoney]

aww iris hes a keeper, just the man your looking for ......... j/k

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i sure as hell ain't that desperate. he lives near me, but to hell with dating a guy who watches Jerry Springer. just a sample of fine Georgia men that i attract. it never fails the rednecks always find me. haha!

 

[cydewaze]

Iris!! Why'd you tell me you were chatting with your bf?!

jk

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[bayernfc]

now that's funny.......not that I ever lied on-line!!!

 

[BAW]

ah thinks you are so purty Iris...and I'm hotter'n this budwieser torch I'm a carryin'...honk

 

[adamswildhoney]

i seem to attract rednecks too iris why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh buddy!!!!!!!!!! yee-haw


I don't have my picture up in yahoo, he just did a search for people in GA who were online. *note to self, never use Yahoo again*

 

[adamswildhoney]

speaking of rednecks I saw the perfect example of one today. This old man was in a wheel chair and on an oxygen tank and peeing in the street and smoking a cig hahahha my dad was with me and we couldnt stop laughing it was hillarious

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[wertsie]

Once I was talking to this guy on im and he seemed really nice but then he sent me his picture...And I thought he was really ugly so I blocked him...


I still feel a tad guilty about that...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

yeah i have done that too.

 

[wertsie]

and every other guy I talk to mentions something about sex in like the 2nd sentence of the conversation.

 

[adamswildhoney]

so I have or if they ask me for a photo i make up so excuse of why i cant post it

 

[wertsie]

I had my photo posted for awhile but then I took it down because it freaked me out too much...the guys who saw it said I was cute, but still...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lol here is my Yahoo profile, funny thing is that i forgot about this account. apparently i have been a member of Yahoo since Feb 1998.

anyway this is in my profile:

[q]More About Me
Hobbies: meeting new and exciting people (no freaks). Enjoys movies, music (U2),friends and family.
Latest News: Please read the follwing carefully: I am not Bi,I am not into freaky stuff, I am not into net sex I am not into providing cheap thrills. Please do not send any messages asking for sexual favors [/q]

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[wertsie]

lol here is my Yahoo profile, funny thing is that i forgot about this account. apparently i have been a member of Yahoo since Feb 1998.

anyway this is in my profile:

[q]More About Me
Hobbies: meeting new and exciting people (no freaks). Enjoys movies, music (U2),friends and family.
Latest News: Please read the follwing carefully: I am not Bi,I am not into freaky stuff, I am not into net sex I am not into providing cheap thrills. Please do not send any messages asking for sexual favors [/q]

That's awesome! Love it!

I didn't write anything in my bio...I just have a long list of interests on the left-hand side:

U2
Sandler, Adam
R.E.M.
Literary Fiction
Taylor, James
Idol, Billy
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Friends
Sims, The
Road to Avonlea
Beatles, The

And I have a doggy in a baseball cap as my picture right now...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Great profile, Iris.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

lol i had larry as my profile picture! hahaha

 

[wertsie]

lol i had larry as my profile picture! hahaha

I was looking at my sigy pic, actually...hmmm....

 

[martha]

Iris, your profile says no freaks, yet the Jerry Springer fan wants to talk to you! Freaks must be illiterate.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

remember he was a redneck, so he is illiterate

 

[adamswildhoney]

googlism for illiterate

 

[Giant Lemon]

Great profile!

 

[daisybean]

I used to get random people iming me on AIM.