I've abused a Mime...

[cujo]

verbally abused that is...

While walking the streets of Honolulu, I came across a mime doing a performance. He was pretending to be a statue, and then he moved to surprise people. So, me being the that jerk I am, as I walked passed I yelled "Jackass" (like that guy from Happy Gilmore)... and proceeded to get a dirty look from the performer.

I know that Insult-and-runs are frowned upon, but really... who out there has not indulged in the heralded art of mime-bashing... is it a crime? Then I'm guilty as charged. Use an imaginary rope to drop me down into an imaginary box to serve an imaginary sentence.

Anyone else done something stupid like this?

 

[Salome]

umm, no

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

There's just something hilarous about that subject line.
Although I think if you're going to abuse a Mime properly, you have to throw a bucket of water in his face and see if he's still looking like a statue after that.

Imagine how scared people would be if what they thought was a statue suddenly started chasing a man down the street.

Mime's could definitely learn something from ZC.

 

[meegannie]

 

[Bonochick]

I've never seen a mime in person.

 

[IWasBored]

i yell at people who drive on the sidewalk...not quite the same thing....

 

[Stories for Boys]

people drive on the sidewalk around you?

and cujo...well done...heh...i've never seen a mime in person, but there's just something shady about them...*dog with shifty eyes*

 

[zonelistener]

we need a mime smiley - ok, not really

- at lemurmime in Paris -

Now for a Bonochick like story:

One time, the St. Paul Saints Bseball team had a "mime night" - many Mimes were verbally abused tht night by drunken baseball fans.

 

[IWasBored]

people drive on the sidewalk around you?

two things about driving on the sidewalk: when i'm coming back from the radio station at about 2 am, this is friday night/sat. monrning, it's a university, there are far too many drunken college students around. so yeah, sometimes they drive SUVs down the sidewalk...i drive on sidealks too--but only when i'm driving a golfcart at my old job, there was a lot of construction going on last summer so sometimes cars drive on the sidewalks and then i'd have to yell at them then

 

[meegannie]

Re: we need a mime smiley - ok, not really

- at lemurmime in Paris -

Well, that was a dog, but this isn't:

 

[Hallelujah Here She Comes]

OMGGG!!! BWAHAHAA!!!!

That? Is the best thing ever. LOLL.

 

[u2popmofo]

A mime is a beautiful thing to waste.