In the Spirit of Chistmas, I told her I was ready to sign on then she threw her shoe

[diamond]

In a conversation w my fiance'e said I,

"I'm good with it baby"
She said-
"Good with what darling"?

I said,
"You know honey"

She responded inquistively,
" No I don't honey, what are you speaking of?"

I told her candidly,
"I'm completely comfortable with the idea you..."

"What idea"?, she interrupted

Finally I let her hear what I thought was the most unselfish Holiday spirited thoughts that have been pent up so long in my soul this season.

I told her-
"You have no need to worry darling. I'm completely comfortable with idea of me being your "trophy husband".

Never before had I seen a spiked heel fly thru a room with such velocity and accuracy, hitting me upside my forehead.

db9

 

[snowbunny00774]

 

[U2democrat]

Excellent

 

[the rockin edge]

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[diamond]

 

[Got Philk?]

"Ow! That really hurt! Honestly. Who throw's a SHOE!"

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I think I love the soon to be Mrs. diamond.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[martha]

 

[gareth brown]

reply of the day.

 

[daygloeyes2]

 

[Mr. BAW]

You shouldn't leave your shoes laying around, Mr. D.

 

[hiphop]

She´s got style. Hot-blooded, are we?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I think I love the soon to be Mrs. diamond.

Indeed!

 

[For Honor]

Would she make you buy her a new pair of shoes if your head damaged her shoe beyond repair?

 

[starsgoblue]

"Fuck shoes."

 

[Meghan]

"Fuck shoes."

Sounds painful.

 

[diamond]

 

[hiphop]

like a modern Cinderella

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Sounds painful.

That's classic db9.

 

[starsgoblue]

Sounds painful.

It's a Dane Cook quote.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It's a Dane Cook quote.

Dane Cook is AWESOME.

 

[starsgoblue]

Dane Cook is a silly bitch!

 

[mdw3935]

That's too funny!

 

[deep]

I told her-
"You have no need to worry darling. I'm completely comfortable with idea of me being your "trophy husband".


db9

I get it

it's like in that move

"Dogfight"

 

[diamond]

Would she make you buy her a new pair of shoes if your head damaged her shoe beyond repair?

but of course.


db9

 

[jesseu2]

at least it was a shoe an not a container of sour cream that headed aimed straight at my head but flew over it an smeared the kitchen blinds after i pissed my mom off one time

 

[fah]

Women who can throw with accuracy

 

[hiphop]

the engagement picture on lemonade stand is beautiful

congrats