I'm Gonna Be In The Paper!

[Stories for Boys]

i'm so glad that you didn't know me when i was a newbie...

normals, newbies, same thing...

hows my favorite story about a boy doing these days anyway?

bone-crushingly well, you?

 

[enggirl]

Where's the love ships?
Was I a bit too mean to you?
Here, play with Malibu Barbie--she's fresh and new...and loves the beach! That ought to make you happy.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Where's the love ships?
Was I a bit too mean to you?
Here, play with Malibu Barbie--she's fresh and new...and loves the beach! That ought to make you happy.

ah yes, i forgot about you and your thread. i hope you can forgive me for my neglegence.

perhaps if your ever in the area, i can treat you to a donor kabob at the local mcdonalds.

 

[enggirl]

don't bother.
end of thread.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

hell no.

im in charge here. your nothing without me.

and khanada rhodes. her and i make a team.

oh khanada, we stand on guard for thee.

 

[Salome]

don't bother.
end of thread.

hooray