I'm A Serial Forker

[HelloAngel]

does the forking dance

 

[joyfulgirl]

forkin'-a!

 

[HelloAngel]

 

[diamond]

silly geese.

 

[zonelistener]

desperate times call for desperate measures

My wallet was stolen last night...I have no chas, no cash card, no credit card, no drivers lic. to try and pass "out of state" checks.....

Luckily, an employee of mine left a jar of peanut butter from over the weekend.

I just finished SPORKING!

 

[HelloAngel]

MORE DETAILS, FOOFOO!!!!!

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

This thread is scandalous!

I must admit, I too, am a forker. I like it crunchy....

 

[cass]

seriously..there is a peanut butter monster

ISN'T there??

hub and I had an argument about me eating peanut butter
you guys know how it is...don't you? The monster croons, late at night
"come , come , eat, spork I'm crunchy and I'm smooth ...come come,dip that fork of yours into my oily goodness"


You guys have heard it...?



right?

 

[cass]

I'll try and artists impression. He starts out looking like Orlando Bloom...then

 

[joyfulgirl]

I forked some ice cream the other night when I couldn't find a spoon in my still-not-unpacked new house.

 

[HelloAngel]

I forked some ice cream the other night when I couldn't find a spoon in my still-not-unpacked new house.

More more more!!

 

[BAW]

I forked my coffee a few days ago when I was too lazy to get a clean spoon from the dishwasher


I also had a waiter at a sushi restaurant notice I was was having trouble with my rice and ask if I needed a fork

 

[ABEL]

you were having trouble with your rice or with your chop sticks or were you eating with your hands BAW?

 

[BAW]

I guess I should have said "having trouble eating my rice with chopsticks"

I'm actually pretty expert with chopsticks but the rice was really loose and not sticky as it should have been...that's why I need a fork.