I wish Ozzy was my daddy

[cell]

so i've been watching the Osbournes all day and i really want Ozzy to be my daddy

 

[ABEL]

 

[mmmBono]

so i've been watching the Osbournes all day and i really want Ozzy to be my daddy

Me too
You know...he kinda looks like this: sometimes...

 

[ABEL]

maybe if you ask real nice, he'll adopt you?

 

[Sicy]

Yeah but what the fing bloody hell would you fing do with such a fing ***hole for a fing father. You'd be fing talking like this all the fing time.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

ozzy acts like he's a senile grandpa

 

[Bonochick]

My dad is cooler than Ozzy.

 

[mmmBono]

Yeah but what the fing bloody hell would you fing do with such a fing ***hole for a fing father. You'd be fing talking like this all the fing time.

 

[cell]

Yeah but what the fing bloody hell would you fing do with such a fing ***hole for a fing father. You'd be fing talking like this all the fing time.

 

[arw]

My parents always accused me of worshiping a devil when I was in high school because I listened to Ozzy and had a poster of him on my wall. Now that he's on TV every week they watch the show and think he's a "riot"......

 

[hiphop]

My dad is cooler than Ozzy.

Mine too + more class.

 

[tiny dancer]

I just wish have the time I could understand what he is talking about..

 

[cell]

close-captions are great for people like me. but sometimes they put in the captions 'conversation inaudible' if they really can't figure out what he's saying. its funny.

 

[FallingStar]

 

[NYbrowneyedgirl]

I just wish have the time I could understand what he is talking about..

I heard they are coming out with the first season on DVD soon. The best part is it's going to have sub-titles so we can understand what he's saying!

 

[u2er]