I want a whore, but I'm scared to touch her.

[mikal]

There's this girl I met about a month ago. She is absolutely beautiful(which is a rarity in Wisconsin)!

Well, she's asked me out twice now, but I told her I already had plans both times.

Now is when you would ask, "Why would you turn her down?"

Well, I've heard from 3 different people that she's dirty and that I shouldn't touch her. But she's sooooooooooooo hot!

So what should I do folks?

And don't say "Wrap it twice" because I've already thought about it!

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Look what you did, you little JERK!

Kevin! You're such a disease!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Well, if she is known to be "easy" or whatever I think I would avoid her, no matter how hot she is. Besides, wouldn't you rather have a cute girl who's clean than a hottie who's a dirty whore?


Just my two cents, Cookie. You know I love ya and I want you to be safe, bro.

(I'm really curious as to what some of the guys will say.)


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No time for a tourniquet
Let the colour's all run out of me

 

[Zoomerang96]

cute girls over flaming, dripping and peeing hot girls any day!

*gives two thumbs up

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[zonelistener]

Are you sure she's from Wisconsin?

These comments people have made could all be rumors....we all know about false reputations, look at our friend LMPA....we know she is a sweet gal who has received a bad nick.

I say go for it....and post pics!

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 01-23-2002).]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by zonelistener:

These comments people have made could all be rumors....we all know about false reputations, look at our friend LMPA....we know she is a sweet gal who has received a bad nick.


[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 01-23-2002).]

 

[Sicy]

SICK!!! DONT DO IT!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

[No message]

 

[kobayashi]

take her out, show her a good time.
if she is ready to jump in the sack on the first night you can bet she has done so with many other men(since she is hot everyone is gonna treat her nice). you can make your own judgement on what to do then.

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[mikal]

Originally posted by kobayashi:
take her out, show her a good time.
if she is ready to jump in the sack on the first night you can bet she has done so with many other men(since she is hot everyone is gonna treat her nice). you can make your own judgement on what to do then.

hmm... That's actually really good advice!

Thanks Kobeson!

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Look what you did, you little JERK!

Kevin! You're such a disease!

[This message has been edited by mikal (edited 01-23-2002).]

 

[CannibalisticArtist]

and your question is?

 

[kobayashi]

Originally posted by mikal:
hmm... That's actually really good advice!

Thanks Kobeson!

your welcome. no matter what you do, have a good time and stay safe!

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[~LadyLemon~]

Well just going out with her doesn't necessarily mean you have to bang her...even though she is hot, she may be boring and you might not like her anyway. Ok, I'm not making sense so I'll shut up now.

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[This message has been edited by ~LadyLemon~ (edited 01-23-2002).]

 

[mikal]

Well, I hung out with her last night, and nothing happened(which is a good thing). She actually seems very intellectual and was fun to talk to. So we'll see what happens.

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Look what you did, you little JERK!

Kevin! You're such a disease!

 

[TheU2]

Originally posted by mikal:
Well, I hung out with her last night, and nothing happened(which is a good thing). She actually seems very intellectual and was fun to talk to. So we'll see what happens.

Did you do tequila shots off her ass?

CK

 

[mikal]

Originally posted by TheU2:
Did you do tequila shots off her ass?

CK

HAHA! No. She's very seductive though.

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Look what you did, you little JERK!

Kevin! You're such a disease!

 

[zonelistener]

Male talk:
Seductive = Seems intellectual

[This message has been edited by zonelistener (edited 01-27-2002).]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I wonder what he said before he edited...

 

[mikal]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
I wonder what he said before he edited...

Me too! HAHA!

I'd say she was both seductive and intellectual. In other words. She's perfect!

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Look what you did, you little JERK!

Kevin! You're such a disease!

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
I wonder what he said before he edited...

Sixth sense...

I had Seductive = interesting...OMC, I had it all worng, so I had to edit.

 

[forbonou2]

Turn it around mikal! Did you ever think maybe you are the first nice guy to come along? Takes two ynow...! PS: Glad it's working out for you.

 

[melon]

Go out with her and go in with the mindset that you won't sleep with her right away. Perhaps those "3 million people" are simply perpetuating rumors that aren't true out of jealousy. Trust me. I knew one of those "dirty" women once, and most of the talk about her was just that: talk.

Get to know her. Maybe you'll like her. Maybe you won't. And leave your penis out of the equation.

Melon

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"He had lived through an age when men and women with energy and ruthlessness but without much ability or persistence excelled. And even though most of them had gone under, their ignorance had confused Roy, making him wonder whether the things he had striven to learn, and thought of as 'culture,' were irrelevant. Everything was supposed to be the same: commercials, Beethoven's late quartets, pop records, shopfronts, Freud, multi-coloured hair. Greatness, comparison, value, depth: gone, gone, gone. Anything could give some pleasure; he saw that. But not everything provided the sustenance of a deeper understanding." - Hanif Kureishi, Love in a Blue Time

 

[Krasno The Great]

Originally posted by mikal:
There's this girl I met about a month ago. She is absolutely beautiful(which is a rarity in Wisconsin)!

Well, she's asked me out twice now, but I told her I already had plans both times.

Now is when you would ask, "Why would you turn her down?"

Well, I've heard from 3 different people that she's dirty and that I shouldn't touch her. But she's sooooooooooooo hot!

So what should I do folks?

And don't say "Wrap it twice" because I've already thought about it!

Give us an update on the whore.

CK

 

[ghetofabu]

I bet you would not think that she is that cute if your dick falls off.

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When life hands you a lemon, say "Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?" --Henry Rollins

 

[V Nura]

Originally posted by ghetofabu:
I bet you would not think that she is that cute if your dick falls off.

LMAO

 

[mikal]

Originally posted by Krasno The Great:
Give us an update on the whore.

CK

LOL!

I ended up doing the safe thing by not touching her.

I'm now very happy with a sweet, beautiful girl.

 

[Bonochick]

Originally posted by mikal:
I'm now very happy with a sweet, beautiful girl.

What the hell is a girl like that doing with you???????

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