I thought Bridget Jones' Diary was a riot

[Peaseblossom]

Oh I'm quite real, trust me. Peaseblossom can vouch for my existence. Now if existence were measured by the frequency of dates I have, then yes, I just might not exist.

D- Stop it. You're not allowed to bitch unless you're making a concerted effort to date.

Everyone else: He's very real. Although sometimes he is too good to be true. This is why I couldn't keep him.

 

[The Wanderer]

I really don't think of it as a big deal, more guys should feel that way about things like this, but I'm just one person, I can't change other people's attitudes

 

[BabyGrace]

Now if existence were measured by the frequency of dates I have, then yes, I just might not exist.

now THAT makes no sense!