U2@NYC
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Yesterday, I got my first ever speeding ticket, after 12 years of clean and impeccable driving.
It was in the relatively famous, but not very happily remembered, Route 66. I was charged a ridiculous amount for going over the speed limit, despite the fact that 90% of the cars in the same highway were going faster than me (that is, firstly, why I did not notice that I was going over the speed limit).
However, what got me even madder was the traffic officer's attitude, who had this Commando look and pretended that he had just caught Osama Bin Laden. He approached me and insinuated that I was a road maniac and, with irony, he asked "whether I knew how to read a speedometer".
It did not matter that (i) I had a clean record up to then, (ii) that I was with my wife and we mentioned that we had gone Christmas shopping (no holiday spirit for him, I guess), (iii) that I explained that I was driving a rental car and, as such, I was not very familiar with the steering power and (iv) that I, very politely, apologized for my mistake.
No, he continued to make fun at me and charged me the, ridiculously high, fine.
I am really mad. I felt that Virginia traffic officers do not care about traffic education at all, but just about making fun of drivers (and I consider myself a good one). Obviously, I am extremely busy and do not even have time to argue my case in court, which would imply going 40 miles away from where I live to make what I think is a hopeless case.
I just feel terrible, as I saw the price of a U2 golden circle ticket being ripped off from my hands.
Therefore, know that I hate you, Virginia traffic officers, and that I honestly feel that you only do your job because you like to make fun of people.
I seriously have zero respect for you. You do not serve and you do not protect.
P.S. And you are lucky that I am not a friend of Iron Mike's... otherwise, I would send him to your place to eat your children...