I also hate:
assholes
obnoxious drunks
hateful drivers
cops out to pick on people
people out to pick on people
seafood
traffic jams
crap music (rap, rock/rap, teenpop, contemporary country)
idiots who drive way too slow in front of you
jerks who form an asshole lane in a construction zone, speeding past the lines of stopped cars to stick their noses in up front with their blinkers on until some fool lets them in. The entire line stays long because of this. I'm not talking about people who get accdently stuck, I'm talking about ones who do it on purpose, whooshing right by the traffic, though there have been 'lane ends' signs for several miles. It's worse than first graders cutting the lunch line.
fast food places that screw up your order and act rude no matter how nicely you ask them to please replace it
bill collectors
skinheaded geeks with their pants hanging down off their asses with zits all over their face who think they're so hot
neighborhoods that tell you what kind of fence or mailbox or door you can have and send people to drive around slow staring and picking at things
terrorists
people who hurt/poison/shoot/trap dogs and cats just for stepping on their grass, anyone who abuses dogs and cats
stupid red tape rules that get in the way of everything
schools that won't let you go to your locker before lunch and expect you to go to the bathroom between classes even though there is no time
credit card companies with outrageous interest and fees that can never be paid off
mean people, greedy people, people who let money and business get in the way of compassion
I could go on all day
But......but.......b.b.b.ut...there's If You Wear That Velvet Dress on that record! 
