Ok, i was walking around my city at night, prolly around 2:30 in the morning and I was walking in the part of the city more known to be a dangerous part of the city. Usually i am very comfortable when walking this part, even at night. I usually am never afraid of anything and people when seeing how big of a guy i am basically fear me on first impression. well back to the story, i was walking down the streets and then around 5 to 6 guys came up to me and began questioning me that i stole one of their wallets. I was immediately taken back by such an accusation and just blew it off and tried to reassure them that I didn't do it. They weren't having none of this, they were convinced I stole the wallet and then they all surrounded me and began screaming more and more words of hate directed at me and from my senses, were maybe going to go into violence at me. I stood my ground for a minute and listened to all these words in kind of a nervous way to what would happen to me but then I collected myself and took action, I ran up to one guy and snapped his neck, went to the second guy immediately and kicked him in the balls with a lot of force and he went to the grounds. i then without thinking stomped on his face and drove his face back into his brain. All the rest of the guys were scared and ran. I knew they were witnesses and had to be dealt with. I took the two dead bodies and dragged them into a warehouse and stripped them of their clothes, wash them off and let their blood dry. it took around 45 minutes total. I then took a rusty saw and began to cut up their bodies into 57 different pieces and put them into small little bags that were around. I disposed of the bodies in all different parts of the city. this all took such a great deal of time but i was still confident i would find the witnesses, i looked at the id's of the two dead men and found out where they lived and went there and sure enough, i saw these guys in one of the guys houses freaking out to other people from what they saw and heard. The other people seemed in disbelief and i had to act immediately well wait, i shouldn't be posting this ah nevermind on this all, is it April fools day yet?
~rougerum
~rougerum