i curse too much

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i like to say the F word quite often and other lovely vocab terms. it is just a daily part of my vocab. i know such a lady i am.

my sailor's mouth

i also like to drink to beer. but perfer imports.

 

[Bonochick]

My mouth is so fucking dirty sometimes.



I also quite enjoy beer.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

fuck yeah!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Fuckin a!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

fucking hell!

 

[beegee]

someone just asked me about five minutes ago
"about how many times a day
do you suppose you say the phrase fuck off?"

not nearly enough. now fuck off.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

fuck fuck fuck! it is a lovely word to use. it has so much umph to it.

 

[Bonochick]

That fucking fucker fucking pissed me the fuck off!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Me, last night realizing the power outage was all over:

"FUCK THIS!"


Me, tonight when the light in our kitchen came on:

"FUCK YEAH!"


Wash my mouth out with soap, please.

 

[Bonochick]

Dad yells at me when I swear in front of him.

ESPECIALLY when I say "fuck" or any variation of it.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

*hands april a fucking bar of soap*

bc you are a fucking awful kid. shame on you.

 

[Bonochick]

I know.

*flashback*

BC: Dad, excuse my language, but this lady was a fucking bitch.

BC's Dad: KATE!!!!!!! That's not necessary!!!

BC: But, Dad, there's seriously no other way to say it! Besides, I said to excuse my language!!!

BC's Dad: I will not excuse it!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

that was a fucking valid excuse.

 

[Bonochick]

I fucking agree!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

you should have said "give me a fucking break she was a fucking bitch! "

 

[Bonochick]

*scene from work one day*

Co-Worker: My son can't seem to meet any nice young ladies these days...they all either have a ton of tattoos and piercings...

BC: Dammit!!!! I stabbed myself with the damn tag gun!!

Co-Worker: ...or they swear too much.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

nice fucking work.

 

[Bonochick]

Tell me something I don't fucking know!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

you are a fucking fast replier.

 

[Bonochick]

I already fucking knew that!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

you are a fucking smart ass.

 

[Bonochick]

I hear that a fucking lot!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i love being a fucking smart ass.

 

[Bonochick]

I fucking love it as well.

 

[adamswildhoney]

fuck

 

[Bonochick]

Is that all you fucking have to say for your fucking self?

If so...that's fucking okay!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

welcome to the fucking club.

 

[adamswildhoney]

thanks I am fucking bored and i want to drive my fucking car but there is no fucking place to go

 

[cell]

fuck

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I know I swear too much

most unbecoming

oh yeah, i forgot

fuck off.