I call former GFs that i broke up with 'cause they were psychotic when I'm drunk...

[Headache in a Suitcase]

... and now she won't leave me alone.


i'm an idiot.

 

[Screaming Flower]

wait. you called her when you were drunk? or she was psychotic when you were drunk?

 

[meegannie]

a goldfish?

 

[beli]

I thought he meant his God Father

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

"you never call me anymore"


no... i broke up with her 'cause she's psychotic... and i called her when i was drunk... and now she won't leave me alone. i hope that cleared it up... and yes, i'm an idiot

 

[Screaming Flower]

that sucks.

drunk dialing is dangerous.

 

[meegannie]

Yes, it is. You might accidentally call Marlon Brando.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i coulda been a contender.

 

[meegannie]

Maybe Headache will drunk dial you next time.

I will take the cotton ball from you with my hand, and put it in my pocket. [size]

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

What did you say to her that now she won't leave you alone?

 

[Mr. BAW]

Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My contribution ...

 

[IWasBored]

Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My contribution ...

 

[MiniFly]

... and now she won't leave me alone.


i'm an idiot.

Ex girlfriends are headaches on legs. Nothing else can be said.

 

[fah]

What did you say to her that now she won't leave you alone?

I just hope it didn't include the 'L' word

IWB may have to get a new phone number.

 

[Cleasai]

Loathe?

Loser?

Lickitittibumkiss?

 

[zoney!]

drunk dialing is dangerous.

 

[fah]

Loathe?

Loser?

Lickitittibumkiss?

LOVE

It's the word that scares so many sober men

 

[joyfulgirl]

misplaced modifiers

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

no the L word certainly was not used... and i don't remember what exactly i said... remember the name of this thread... guinness, so good, yet so bad.

 

[Cleasai]

LOVE

It's the word that scares so many sober men

Very interesting how you point out specifically men even though within this same forum there is another thread with women proclaiming how they run away from guys who said that they love them.

 

[fah]

You are correct - I should not be so sexist in my thinking.

<feels ashamed>

 

[Cleasai]

oooooooh I could get used to hearing that C word more often heh

 

[meegannie]

I heard the 'c' word a lot in England.

 

[zoney!]

LMAO

 

[HeartlandGirl]

misplaced modifiers

good grammar

 

[fah]

I heard the 'c' word a lot in England.