I burped in my sleep this morning and woke myself up.

[martha]

What the hell?

Could the L on my forehead be any bigger?

 

[BAW]

At least it was just a burp...it could have been worse

 

[adamswildhoney]

*cant stop laughing

 

[nbcrusader]

Winner - best confession of the day

 

[Sicy]

omlmao

 

[Mr. BAW]

Martha is a LAMO !!!

 

[samralf]

 

[IWasBored]

i took a nap this afternoon and someone was blasting music really loud. they played simple plan and a cover of 'lucy in the sky with diamons'. so i dreamed my top 5 lists of Songs Never To Blast on my Stereo. hey, i had been reading high fidelity earlier, so that's where the top 5 list came from

 

[martha]

Martha is a LAMO !!!

You're just jealous my burp didn't wake you up!

 

[MrBrau1]

I farted wide awake this afternoon and it put me to sleep.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i laugh in my sleep....so I've been told

 

[adamswildhoney]

this is one of the best threads

 

[Kitten]

wow, too funny....

 

[Mr. BAW]

You're just jealous my burp didn't wake you up!


And I should have been there for that???

I live for the morning breath...

Ok, I'm the LAMO...I messed up the quote...forgiven, Martha???

 

[U2zoogirl]

That was a very "Barney and Homer" thing...

my sister talks while she sleeps...

 

[IWasBored]

my sister talks in her sleep too. my roommate snorts in her sleep. i know i've talked in my sleep before because it wakes me up.

but never burped. that's just hilarious. did you excuse yourself?

 

[martha]

...forgiven, Martha???

(after I brushed my teeth)