How Old Is To Old Or Young?

[U2isthebest]

Am I now?




i forgot too



Ahem...just clearing my throat.

We'll start fresh...if you choose to go counseling for your little problem.

 

[U2isthebest]

Kayla, I would echo most people here. You seem to be more mature than a lot of other 16 year olds. Just take things slow and see where they lead. If he seems to come on too strong, kick his ass.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Don't believe the TV. It's all simulated.

Did you say simulated or stimulated?

 

[U2isthebest]

Did you say simulated or stimulated?

You have a filthy mind.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Damn straight...

 

[U2isthebest]

Damn straight...

I think you need to join your father, LemonMelon, in counseling. As your stepmother, I order you.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I think you need to join your father, LemonMelon, in counseling. As your stepmother, I order you.

Again? This is what? The fifth time now? I don't think this family is going to make it...

 

[U2isthebest]

Again? This is what? The fifth time now? I don't think this family is going to make it...

You're not getting out of this that easily, sir.

 

[LemonMelon]

We'll start fresh...if you choose to go counseling for your little problem.

*opens wallet*





Damn. Nothing there. Time to pawn the Rolex.

 

[U2isthebest]

*opens wallet*





Damn. Nothing there. Time to pawn the Rolex.

That's what happens when you spend all your money on ladies of the evening.

 

[LemonMelon]

That's what happens when you spend all your money on ladies of the evening.

That's not true, and you know it!

WE CAN'T GO ON TOGETHERRR WITH SUSPICIOUS MIIIIIIIIIINDS

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I'm so embarrassed you guys are my parents...

 

[LemonMelon]

I'm so embarrassed you guys are my parents...

Just wait...it will all happen to you soon enough.

 

[U2isthebest]

That's not true, and you know it!

WE CAN'T GO ON TOGETHERRR WITH SUSPICIOUS MIIIIIIIIIINDS

Oh no, you are no longer sweet talking me with Elvis songs. You'll just have to be lonesome tonight.

 

[U2isthebest]

I'm so embarrassed you guys are my parents...

I hear all the other kids are making fun of you at school.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh no, you are no longer sweet talking me with Elvis songs. You'll just have to be lonesome tonight.

Don't be cruel, you hard-headed woman.

 

[U2isthebest]

No.

I'm no longer wearing your ring around my neck.

Now, go on to your latest flame.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I hear all the other kids are making fun of you at school.

they keep beating me up because my father is a rampant man-whore!

 

[U2isthebest]

they keep beating me up because my father is a rampant man-whore!

It's ok darling, Step-Mommy will fix everything.

 

[LemonMelon]

they keep beating me up because my father is a rampant man-whore!

*alleged* man-whore.

 

[U2isthebest]

*alleged* man-whore.

Once those pictures of you and your little two-bit floozy get out, there won' be anything "alleged" about the matter!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

*alleged* man-whore.

sorry...

man, we destroyed this thread... Hi Fives all around!

 

[U2isthebest]

sorry...

man, we destroyed this thread... Hi Fives all around!

It's ok! Kayla won't mind. We're all family!

 

[LemonMelon]

sorry...

man, we destroyed this thread... Hi Fives all around!

That's how we roll. This family is supportive of your "I derail, therefore I am" ranking.

 

[MrPryck2U]

Newsflash, 16 and 17 year old guys want to do the wild thing too.

I suppose, but at least they're generally the same age.

 

[Galeongirl]

Excuse me? You are my husband! Now I find out you're whoring it out to every one?



Wait, you are my husband right?


I always forget how those IO relationships go...

PARDON ME????


get away from my husband you... yo...... you scum!!!!!

 

[U2isthebest]

PARDON ME????


get away from my husband you... yo...... you scum!!!!!

First wives aren't part of the family anymore. Ouch. Sorry about your luck!

 

[U2isthebest]

I meant to edit not quote. Oops!

 

[LemonMelon]

PARDON ME????


get away from my husband you... yo...... you scum!!!!!

You divorced me for seeing her, remember?

 

[U2isthebest]

You divorced me for seeing her, remember?

And now he's cheating on me.

But I'm standing by my man.





as long he cleans his act up.