How Devious...

[Elvis]

Today things aren't as they appear to be.
Somethings different.
I wen't to bed as usual, but then realized that I hadn't gone to bed at all. A strange sensation inside a rather normal individual...I look into the mirror only to discover that I am someone else entirely.
This isnt Elvis at all. This is someone new.
But who you ask? That is for you to figure out.
I havent hacked my way in, I wouldnt even know where to start.
A friend of his?, possibly, but to get through the password firewall is highly unlikely. I'm sure armed guards surround his computer has we speak.
An Interference angel? They could all be suspects, they know all the ropes around here.
Who am I missing?
Mr.Burns perhaps, doesn't he own everything now?
Well the rest is up to you...Figure out my identity and then tell Elvis immediately...Im sure he'll want to ban my ass.

Muwhahahaha

 

[Cleasai]

 

[melon]

Did Mr. MacPhisto inch his way into Elvis' psyche this morning?

Melon

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[Elvis]

Oh... no... there is only one person in this entire world that knows my password, hails from the C-class of the IP address which this person posted, and would make you believe this was a conspiracy with Mr. Burns at the helm.

Rest assured, this is no security breach, threat, or forum terrorist attack. But what was my GF doing online at 5am, I've got no idea. lol.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

for a minute I thought it was Bono.

 

[Elvis]

for a minute I thought it was Bono.

If it was.... I couldn't complain. He owes me a hack from '96.

 

[ABEL]

Today things aren't as they appear to be.
Somethings different.
I wen't to bed as usual, but then realized that I hadn't gone to bed at all. A strange sensation inside a rather normal individual...I look into the mirror only to discover that I am someone else entirely.
This isnt Elvis at all. This is someone new.

is this the part where we say "Elvis has left the building"

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[ouizy]

Deathbear - untie Elvis, and let him get back to his duties dammit.











bad bear.

 

[zonelistener]

Deathbear is not dating Elvis...is he?

 

[Elvis]

Deathbear is not dating Elvis...is he?

No.

 

[zonelistener]

Phew. Good. I was scared for a second.

I know Basstrap would get jealous of Elvis and all and it would turn ugly.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

No.

you insensitive asshole. why cant you just admit it to everyone already?! why do you always deny it to everyone here, but always beg for the sweet meats when were alone!?

 

[Elvis]

you insensitive asshole. why cant you just admit it to everyone already?! why do you always deny it to everyone here, but always beg for the sweet meats when were alone!?

Watch it crack smoker.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I think someone needs to lay off on the brown acid.

 

[joyfulgirl]

hold me, i'm scared

 

[HelloAngel]

 

[ouizy]

done

 

[diamond]

am i the only one that makes worthwhile threads anymore?

 

[Elvis]

am i the only one that makes worthwhile threads anymore?

no.


you dont make worthwile threads.

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[ABEL]

 

[diamond]

:anrgy:

 

[ABEL]

:anrgy:

 

[Elvis]

:anrgy:

Get over it.


You know you asked for it.

 

[ManGrenade]

Watch it crack smoker.

Where I come frum, that has several different meanings.