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Old 10-13-2003, 02:14 PM   #61
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Thank God for our constitutional right to wack off to internet porn!
God bless America!
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Old 10-13-2003, 06:29 PM   #62
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Re: a ver "conservative"/"right" statement from zoney!

well me being male and all... I actually never knew how gross alot of guys actually are... ummmm, there was a story here where some girl was at the back of a bus, she had the window seat, some fat gross guy sat down next to her and ....proceeded with things...and she had to climb over him to get away.

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But it isn't really "random." You know?

And I think it is only bad in this light...

We must remember, this bodily fluid is also one-half of what is needed to create "life". None of us would be here without it.
Agreed, it is a good thing, only when used correctly...like people abusing alcohol. I feel for woman having to put up with this shi...ah, 'fluid', and I too don't want to have to even get near some other guys, 'fluid'.
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Old 10-15-2003, 05:14 PM   #63
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So I've worked in retail, I also waitressed for 6 years and have had to clean up some really mind-boggling nasty messes in the past. My husband's story for today blows this out of the water.

Karl manages a convience store/pharmacy. They do not carry porno mags, but they do have some men's magazines where the girls aren't leaving a whole heck of alot to the imagination. Apparently, a male customer took one of these magazines into the restroom. He, uh, "enjoyed" himself a little to much, and "enjoyed" himself all over the magazine. As if this wasn't bad enough, he then proceeded to replace the enjoyed magazine *back* in the magazine rack!! Where another lucky customer had the privilege of finding it

Why why why why why why why why do people do creepy stuff like this??
BLS, if you haven't already, do check this site out: http://www.customerssuck.com/

Stories like yours are, unfortunately, quite commonplace. Lots of people on that site have posted stories like that, or people graffitiing restrooms with bodily wastes, etc. Proof that Darwin got it backwards.
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Old 10-15-2003, 07:32 PM   #64
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or people graffitiing restrooms with bodily wastes, etc. Proof that Darwin got it backwards.
bodily waste painting... that's what I call "mixed techniques"... I don't know but who is capable to paint or write something with their wastes deserves a prize... very disgusting but skilful in a freaky way

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Old 10-15-2003, 07:57 PM   #65
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Old 10-16-2003, 04:01 PM   #66
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bodily waste painting... that's what I call "mixed techniques"... I don't know but who is capable to paint or write something with their wastes deserves a prize... very disgusting but skilful in a freaky way

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The "prize" they deserve is to clean up their own filthy mess!!! And/or get taken to jail for vandalism.

Employees don't want to clean up those messes, and who can blame them? Who knows what diseases those vandals have?
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The "prize" they deserve is to clean up their own filthy mess!!! And/or get taken to jail for vandalism.

Employees don't want to clean up those messes, and who can blame them? Who knows what diseases those vandals have?
Of course they deserve to be in jail!!!... but I'm talking from ANOTHER point of view... can you imagine the funny faces of people looking at a "poo poo" paint in the Louvre? wondering if is that art or not? I knew the "art" work of a girl who makes paint with her blood (not exactly the blood of her fingers) , and a woman who uses every (EVERY) kind of human hair to make figures...

it's so disgusting to find that kind of things in a public bathroom , but I'm sure that It would shake our minds if we find that thing in a museum... I'm just saying that
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:18 AM   #68
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but I'm talking from ANOTHER point of view... can you imagine the funny faces of people looking at a "poo poo" paint in the Louvre? wondering if is that art or not?...
it's so disgusting to find that kind of things in a public bathroom , but I'm sure that It would shake our minds if we find that thing in a museum... I'm just saying that
Didn't somebody actually do that? I seem to recall a big scandal over someone doing a picture of the Virgin Mary smeared with feces. I guess some consider it art.

Give me good old-fashioned ink and paint any day!
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Old 05-28-2006, 03:46 PM   #69
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the things we humans are capable of are no less than revolting!! our bodily fluids and various excrements (boogers, etc.) can be utterly disgusting

Isn't there Scripture that mentions something about what comes out of our mouths (stemming from thoughts) being far more abhorrent than what comes out of our bodies? for me, it's difficult to decide which I agree with more--words can hurt, but are easily dismissed; maybe I'm more visual, but seeing something repugnant affects me more!

Of course, a lot of us were raised to be germaphobes, scolded for being "unclean" or whatever.... i'm not saying I was, but I do have some aversions to uncleanliness and examples of poor hygiene--ie. dirty fingernails, pussy pimples...
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My wife is a nurse and she has to "clean up" the bedsheets of the men in her care regulary.
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Yes, but those men who are restricted to their beds can't help making their waste, but as in BLS's pharmacy senario, that guy did what he did deliberately to elict shock out of someone.
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ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!



ya people can be perverts and its getting bad in the teens to...i have a story

it involves a sick little boy and how he likes girls to flash him at lunch and how they do it, and then he goes into the bath room...there's more to this story but i won't go on
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wow this thread's old
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Old 05-30-2006, 05:17 PM   #74
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damn yeah. an old classic.
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Old 06-05-2006, 02:35 PM   #75
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Whoa whoa,whoa, folks...you are all jumping to conclusions and being the dirty little people you are,
just want to turn this into something sexual.

The guy probably has an eating disorder.
He cant consume food in front of people.

He had to do #2 AND was hungry.
Sooo, he took his ham and cheese WITH extra mayo into the restroom with him.

He saw and article on the cover of the mag that promised his wife better orgasms,
and how to do topitary (the art of tree hedging) and quilting.
He planned on purchasing the magazine, but as he was checking his wallet for money,
dropped a huge dollop of mayonaise on the cover.
And since he was too embarrased for anyone to know that he had eaten something...
replaced the mag and made a red faced escape.

Seems like a real stand up guy to me.


It could happen.
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