dazzlingamy
Refugee
So last night, i went out with friends as one friend has recieved a HUGE promotion at work and was therefore shouting drinks all night...
i got TERRIBLY drunk from drinking tequila and bacardi and some brightly coloured cocktails (i have no idea)
anyway...firstly i knew i was drunk when i couldnt get my skirt up and my undies down in the toilet to go to the toilet, i had to get a friend to help me in front of a crowd of girls in the toilet...this should have been a warning to me to stop drinking...plus i started talking to myself and hysterically laughing (a big sign)
plus i was wearing a friends skirt that was a little too big, held together with a safety pin..i lost the safety pin...i was dancing on stage and my SKIRT FELL DOWN....and i KEPT ON DANCING
i dont remember....but my friend took photos...he didnt even help me...im dancing to freaking BRITNEY SPEARS WITH NO SKIRT ON! and there are PICS of it
i then half jumped half fell onto some people and lay on the dirty sticky night club floor....while my friends and people were just laughing...
when i got outside i ran into a tree...i have a bruise over my left eye and this massive pink mark on my side where the safety pin poked into me (probably why i threw it away)
oh the shame....my pics have now been emailed around the world for all to see...
please someone....tell me some horror stories of yours before i die of shame...
i got TERRIBLY drunk from drinking tequila and bacardi and some brightly coloured cocktails (i have no idea)
anyway...firstly i knew i was drunk when i couldnt get my skirt up and my undies down in the toilet to go to the toilet, i had to get a friend to help me in front of a crowd of girls in the toilet...this should have been a warning to me to stop drinking...plus i started talking to myself and hysterically laughing (a big sign)
plus i was wearing a friends skirt that was a little too big, held together with a safety pin..i lost the safety pin...i was dancing on stage and my SKIRT FELL DOWN....and i KEPT ON DANCING
i dont remember....but my friend took photos...he didnt even help me...im dancing to freaking BRITNEY SPEARS WITH NO SKIRT ON! and there are PICS of it
i then half jumped half fell onto some people and lay on the dirty sticky night club floor....while my friends and people were just laughing...
when i got outside i ran into a tree...i have a bruise over my left eye and this massive pink mark on my side where the safety pin poked into me (probably why i threw it away)
oh the shame....my pics have now been emailed around the world for all to see...
please someone....tell me some horror stories of yours before i die of shame...