Dating: easier for men or women?

[redhotswami]

I slapped your ass once, what the fuck more do you want?

What are you, a slap and go?

 

[No spoken words]

If it's a slap-a-ho situation, yes.

 

[redhotswami]

Good to know the shirt brought so many people - and one cute reptile - such happiness.

Mag says "Thanksssssssssssssssssss"

 

[redhotswami]

If it's a slap-a-ho situation, yes.

By the way, ladies, he is quite the ass slapper. You all should start forming a line.

 

[No spoken words]

*crickets*

 

[redhotswami]

I slapped your ass once, what the fuck more do you want?

This should be your next home made t-shirt, by the way.

 

[No spoken words]

This should be your next home made t-shirt, by the way.

If you make it, I'll tell you where to ship it. No hesitation.

 

[redhotswami]

If you make it, I'll tell you where to ship it. No hesitation.

Hell yeah. I'll let you know when it's done.

 

[No spoken words]

Awesome.

Hey, dating and shit......it's hard, yeah?

 

[bono_212]

This should be your next home made t-shirt, by the way.

That LemonMelon can then wear as a nightshirt?

 

[redhotswami]

Awesome.

Hey, dating and shit......it's hard, yeah?

Yeah. It's pretty fucked up.

 

[coolian2]

That LemonMelon can then wear as a nightshirt?

will the factory make extra extra extra small?

 

[redhotswami]

That LemonMelon can then wear as a nightshirt?

Does he? That sounds sexy.

 

[bono_212]

Does he? That sounds sexy.

He wore it once as a joke, yes. I think he's worn it one other time.

 

[corianderstem]

By the way, ladies, he is quite the ass slapper.

I'll start warning the women of Seattle.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

what the hell is going on in here?

 

[romi]

yeah, this thread has become NSFW with all the ass slapping

 

[corianderstem]

NSW has become NSFW.

 

[redhotswami]

Haha, I was just going to type No Spoken Fuckin' Words. Get out of my head, Cori, or start paying rent.

 

[corianderstem]

Looks like I'd better CHECK MY LEASE.

 

[redhotswami]

Looks like I'd better CHECK MY LEASE.

 

[cobl04]

New South Fuckin' Wales.

 

[cobl04]

Id rather sit with a circle of guys and play the guitar or drink petrol with them, or burn a surfboard in the fire with them, or just rock out, than go on a date with a possible timebomb ass or quiet stallion where the whole night feels more fixed than free flow, know what am saying?

have you ever seen Orange Country with Jack Black and Colin Hanks? that is as apt a description i have ever seen for that movie.

 

[corianderstem]

Id rather sit with a circle of guys and play the guitar or drink petrol with them, or burn a surfboard in the fire with them, or just rock out, than go on a date with a possible timebomb ass or quiet stallion where the whole night feels more fixed than free flow, know what am saying?

Seldom, if ever.

 

[redhotswami]

timebomb ass?

 

[bono_212]

timebomb ass?

Yo ass be clickin' like a timebomb tick tick tick...

 

[MrPryck2U]

The party is almost over.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

timebomb ass. *adds this one to my dictionary*

 

[Vlad n U 2]

New South Fuckin' Wales.

Aha, yeah.

 

[mad1]

lets scrap dating.