Caught jerking off

[jonnytakeawalk]

this thread sucks

 

[snowbunny00774]

this thread sucks

Uhm...no...it jerks off...the title specifically says so

 

[tpsglick2424]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

haven't been caught roughing up the suspect as of yet... but i was caught in an inappropriate situation with a college coed by a redneck with a shotgun

 

[UberBeaver]

Not sure if this is the same thing, but every know and then I'll be flogging the bishop and catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and that totally ruins the mood. It's like catching yourself; and then it's right back to square one.

 

[FitzChivalry]

Not sure if this is the same thing, but every know and then I'll be flogging the bishop and catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and that totally ruins the mood. It's like catching yourself; and then it's right back to square one.

If you don't think you're sexy, no one else will.

 

[vaz02]

Not sure if this is the same thing, but every know and then I'll be flogging the bishop and catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror and that totally ruins the mood. It's like catching yourself; and then it's right back to square one.

that can be quite a turn on .......

 

[UberBeaver]

If you don't think you're sexy, no one else will.

Oh, I think I'm sexy, DAMN Sexy at that. But I don't need to watch myself getting my sexy on with myself. Now if I see a woman in that mirror with me, I raise the mother fucking roof. I guess I'm just not an auto erotic kinda guy.

 

[FitzChivalry]

Oh, I think I'm sexy, DAMN Sexy at that. But I don't need to watch myself getting my sexy on with myself.

I guess I'm just not an auto erotic kinda guy.

I think by definition masturbation is "auto-erotic".

 

[UberBeaver]

I think by definition masturbation is "auto-erotic".

Oh. I was thinking in terms of "I think about myself while I service myself" as auto erotic, but I see your point.

 

[JanuaryStar]

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

this thread has totally derailed. this forum is for serious confessions only, not for joking around.