An Angel in the Devils Shoes

[z edge]

Salvation in the blues,
You never looked like an Angel

I must confess that last fall I was set up to meet my friends girlfriends' friend, her name was Angel.

We talked on the phone quite a bit, and she came over to my house one night and we finally met. She was very sweet, pretty and I think 18. I had no problem with her being 18, until her taste in music came out.

I had this little suprise planned for her, so when we got back to my house I snuck in the ZooTv Sydney video on my tv and told her I wanted to play her a song. And when I turned on 'angel of harlem' for her, she was like "who are those old guys". Then without even letting the song play so she could at least get into it, she started out with "oh since you have music videos do you have n*suck (she actually called them n*sync)?" "Justin is soooooo hot"... you get the idea.

Now I am completely in shock

U2 is usually my-um-"closer"-nevermind, it uh usually "impresses" the ladies. But I think this poor girl was dropped on her head as a baby and obviously retarded.

I didn't throw her out immediately, I tried to see where things would go if I humoured her by turning on MTV

, and got to watch the n*suck videos next to rap and J-lo's big arse (sorry Dimond) and fake little Brittany.

I threw her out the first thing next day when we woke up;

"GET OUUUUUT"!!!

That was a z-musclefailureloveconfessionedge

 

[Angel]

Looks like you asked out the wrong Angel.

lol!

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I disappeared in you
You disappeared from me
I gave you everything you ever wanted,
It wasn't what you wanted

 

[HelloAngel]

Originally posted by Angel:
Looks like you asked out the wrong Angel.

lol!

 

[Gina Marie]

Well, I don't know how much of this is true, and how much is LM speak

, but, um, that's what you get for going out with a GIRL and not a WOMAN.

Or was she 'not a girl, not yet a woman'?

 

[z edge]

Ha Ha Gm & Angel's (and HelloAngels)

Yes it is true, to the best of my recollection.

And NO, I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Brother Edge.
I love you.
This is literally the first thread that I
LAUGHED
OUT
LOUD.

Youre great.

Your Brother-
Diamond

ps-
u r a
closer.

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[z edge]

Thank you Dimondedge!

HooH
Haa
same back at ya

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Angel:
Looks like you asked out the wrong Angel.

lol!

Another angel checking in to agree.

LOL!

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Italians do it better

 

[Mrs. Edge]

What a hilarious story! Too bad the girl was such an idiot!

 

[Ana]

What an Angel

Poor Z Edge *hugs* I know you must have felt tormented. Those brainless chicks

 

[elevatedmole]

Originally posted by z edge:
I had this little suprise planned for her, so when we got back to my house I snuck in the ZooTv Sydney video on my tv and told her I wanted to play her a song. And when I turned on 'angel of harlem' for her, she was like "who are those old guys". Then without even letting the song play so she could at least get into it, she started out with "oh since you have music videos do you have n*suck (she actually called them n*sync)?" "Justin is soooooo hot"... you get the idea.

Okay.. can someone explain to me why U2 are "just some old guys"? That drives me crazy. I am young (2nd youngest on the board as far as I know) and when I first started paying attention to MTV and the like, I hated everything I saw! I watched it for a few weeks and never saw anything good, so I stopped and then I turn it on one day and I see the Beautiful Day video -- and immediately I was just hooked. This was a GOOD video, a great song, and hey -- they have talent! LOL I just loved them right away. I honestly was changed after that. I never never NEVER thought they were old, not once, until I started going on U2 boards and seeing people say things like,"U2 are old and boring," etc. Never once occurred to me.

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"You must not look down on someone just 'cos they are 14 years old. When I was that age I listened to the music of John Lennon and it changed my way of seeing things, so I'm just glad that 14 year olds are coming to see U2 rather than group X." - Bono, 1988

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by elevatedmole:
I just loved them right away. I honestly was changed after that. I never never NEVER thought they were old, not once, until I started going on U2 boards and seeing people say things like,"U2 are old and boring," etc. Never once occurred to me.

You make us feel so proud

Good for you!



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Love is not... What you're thinking of...

 

[elevatedmole]

Originally posted by Ana:
You make us feel so proud

Good for you!

lol, thank you.

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"You must not look down on someone just 'cos they are 14 years old. When I was that age I listened to the music of John Lennon and it changed my way of seeing things, so I'm just glad that 14 year olds are coming to see U2 rather than group X." - Bono, 1988

 

[V Nura]

awww poor girl...she likes n sync..and she dated you?...that girl is on the fast track to nowhere


j/k...z edge...funny story

 

[z edge]

Originally posted by Arun V:
awww poor girl...she likes n sync..and she dated you?...that girl is on the fast track to nowhere


j/k...z edge...funny story

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