A long long time ago desparate for cash I whored myself out medically speaking.

[diamond]

And to this day my friends still tease me.
True Story.

I got a hernia at the gym from doing too many squats.
I also sustained a hemoriod injury too, my Dr. told me.
He said he sometimes happens to atheletes..ect so I figured I closer to being an athelte than ever now.
So he said he could take care of them both during the same surgery..and I said.."No prob".

Well this Doc is cool.
Hes 50 looks like his 32.
Had a bunch of hottie nurses ect..

So after the surgery he asks if I wouldnt mind helping out his medical practice as some of his favorite patients have already..by making a TV Commercial.
He would pay me 500.00
I needed the money back then..
I said "sure", thinking the commercial was going to be about my athelic injury-(the hernia.)

It wasnt.

The commercial that ran for 21/2 years in the Phx area was about my hemoroid surgrery
All my friends saw it.
My mug was on TV for 2 and a half years talking about that stupid ass "Laser Hemoroid Surgery"
I now had a perfect ahole and 500.00 dollars to prove it..

Thank you-


DB9

 

[BAW]

please don't post things like this when I've been drinking

I spit out my wine and almost peed my pants at the same time.

 

[BAW]

did you tape your moment in the spotlight?

 

[melon]

 

[diamond]

shut
up.
thank u
db9

 

[diamond]

both of u.

 

[BAW]

shut
up.
thank u
db9

you shut up...medical whore

 

[Sicy]

cough up the tape

You should consider a career in story writing.

 

[Bonochick]

please don't post things like this when I've been drinking

I spit out my wine and almost peed my pants at the same time.

Tell me about it!!!!!!! I almost did the same!!!!!! With vodka though.

BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

I'm Tryin' Not To Laugh Cuz My Dad Is Sleepin'...But I..Can't...Help It!!!!!!!!!!

*rates thread a million stars*

 

[diamond]

there is sooo much safety behind comp moniter screens..

i think there should be an invention, where every time some a smarty pants posts something unsavory or..mean -the offended party could push a button and whack the offender.

I get the feeling I would be ducking occasionally

shut up
good bye
diamond


oh the Drs name is Peter Thomas.
Hes a Scottish fellow.
He will fix your ass for cheap if u drop my name..DiamondDave

blah.

 

[BAW]

So you think you're gonna post something about getting your a-hole fixed and being the star of a TV commercial about it...and no one is gonna laugh about it.

YEAH RIGHT

 

[Bonochick]

So you think you're gonna post something about getting your a-hole fixed and being the star of a TV commercial about it...and no one is gonna laugh about it.

YEAH RIGHT

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Everything is just so extra funny tonight!

 

[diamond]

 

[BAW]

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Everything is just so extra funny tonight!

It really is!

 

[Bonochick]

You gettin' angry over it is funny too!!!

 

[BAW]

You gettin' angry over it is funny too!!!

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so not gettin' over this...........I need to go to bed soon, I think!

 

[BAW]

BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so not gettin' over this...........I need to go to bed soon, I think!

Not me! Its only 9:00 here...I've got hours of fun left in me tonight

 

[melon]

(_o_)

 

[BAW]

(_o_)

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


Okay, now I've officially lost it

pardon me while I compose myself

 

[Bonochick]

I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard!!!!!

 

[BAW]

I cannot remember the last time I laughed this hard!!!!!

Yay Kat!!! I thought you went to bed!

 

[BAW]

I've gotta stop looking at Melon's last post...I just might pee myself after all.

 

[Bonochick]

Yay Kat!!! I thought you went to bed!

I'm trying to busy myself with Ryan Adams stuff...but I keep comin' back here and laughin' my ass off...

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

 

[Bonochick]

If it makes you feel any better, diamond, my wisdom tooth hurts like hell everytime I laugh, and that area is bleeding again now, so mayhaps we are even??

 

[BAW]

If it makes you feel any better, diamond, my wisdom tooth hurts like hell everytime I laugh, and that area is bleeding again now, so mayhaps we are even??

yeah...and I get a get a hemmy every now and then too...BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!


must put the wine away...now

 

[ABEL]

hmmm.....we know the Dr.s' name....I'm sure someone could dig up that video somehow

 

[diamond]

shut up all of u.