A long long time ago desparate for cash I whored myself out medically speaking.

[ABEL]

ok....so I was bored

I found a Dr. Peter Thomas in Phoenix, AZ by searching Superpages.com

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Re: ok....so I was bored

I found a Dr. Peter Thomas in Phoenix, AZ by searching Superpages.com

COUGHstalkerCOUGH

 

[TripThruUreWires]

by the way diamond, i hear Valtrex has an opening for its spokesperson...i'm sure you'd be a shoe-in with a portfolio like that

 

[Rono]

ive decided to never whore out my bunghole again..

thank u
DB9

It is to late Diamond. I will never be able to drink with you without thinking about a video. Bottoms up.

 

[diamond]

why is it that the subject my anus creating..such a.. commotion?

 

[BAW]

why is it that the subject my anus creating..such a.. commotion?

because its really, really funny

uh...your story I mean, not your anus


BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[us3]

And to this day my friends still tease me.


My mug was on TV for 2 and a half years talking about that stupid ass "Laser Hemoroid Surgery"
I now had a perfect ahole and 500.00 dollars to prove it..

Thank you-


DB9

the dirty little secret... it was a lobotomy! not hemoroid surgery.

 

[diamond]

Re: Re: A long long time ago desparate for cash I whored myself out medically speaking.

the dirty little secret... it was a lobotomy! not hemoroid surgery.

us3
that wasnt nice.

DB9

 

[ABEL]

uranus

btw it's spelled hemorrhoid

 

[bonosloveslave]

Eek

Aww, diamond.........thanks for sharing something so personal......

And for giving me the best laugh of the day. This night has been beyond sucky.


Ass ailments suck. Glad yours is all better

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I really should check out this board more often!

 

[ghetofabu]

Well now I know I am set. If something happens to my ass I know who to call and if my feet get messed up I can always give Martha a call and get her Doc.

 

[diamond]

 

[adamswildhoney]

that is absolutely hillarious!!! thanks sooooooooooooooooooo much for the laugh!!

 

[ghetofabu]

Eugene made me do it

 

[diamond]

Re: Eugene made me do it

 

[V Nura]

at least your penis enlargment is still a secret



oops

 

[BAW]

at least your penis enlargment is still a secret



oops

 

[diamond]

i came here only to share the details of an intricate delicate sucessful medical procedure and all ive been was laughed at and made fun of.

plus i was unwittingly duped into cinematograhy in a weak moment.

thank u-

assbreaths.



diamond

 

[Hewson]

Did you receive the $500 in cash or Preparation H coupons?

 

[diamond]

Did you receive the $500 in cash or Preparation H coupons?

plez shut up.

thank u-
db3

 

[Hewson]

thank u-
db3

Have you been downgraded from a DB9 to a DB3??

 

[diamond]

im feeling rather small and impotent as this thread digresses..

 

[BAW]

Have you been downgraded from a DB9 to a DB3??

sorry db9...hard as it is to admit, I'm feeling a little bad for you now. Just a little bad...not alot.

 

[Laura M]

This thread cracks me up

 

[ghetofabu]

Come on you know it is all in good fun. We are like family here. I am sure they poked at you for a while too.

 

[PA_Kitty]

 

[meegannie]

 

[diamond]

I now have mixed feelings about a rectum as a whole

thank u.

db3

 

[nbcrusader]

At this rate, it will soon be db0.5

And diamond thought he got rid of the pain in his @ss....