A long long time ago desparate for cash I whored myself out medically speaking.

[Bonochick]

Oh, diamondarlin', you're so cute when you're angry...

...and so funny!!!!!

BWAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[BAW]

Oh, diamondarlin', you're so cute when you're angry...

...and so funny!!!!!

BWAAAHAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

ditto

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

You think if I stayed up all night... surfing cable channels like I usually do... I could find that infomercial?

 

[diamond]

they stopped airing it like in 1996 bitchfaces..

thank u
db9

 

[ABEL]

they stopped airing it like in 1996 bitchfaces..

thank u
db9

stopped aring it yes....but destroyed it? I don't think so


now....if only we could find that video before we go to vegas

 

[Like O2]

True Story.

My mug was on TV for 2 and a half years talking about that stupid ass "Laser Hemoroid Surgery"
I now had a perfect ahole and 500.00 dollars to prove it..

I don't believe this story. You're too full of shit for this surgery to have been successful!

 

[Bonochick]

That Was The Icing On This Beautiful Cake!!!

I don't believe this story. You're too full of shit for this surgery to have been successful!

BWAAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[diamond]

shut up all of u.
the anger u r attempting to cause me is could plausibly aggravate my hemoroidal condition..



thank u-

DB9

 

[diamond]

good nite butt muches

 

[Bonochick]

I was in the Ryan Adams chat...and one of the gals started talkin' 'bout ass pains! So everybody started talkin' 'bout it...I'm like, this is tooooooooooooo much...I can't stand it anymore...I gotta go to bed....

 

[diamond]

buttmunches
i meant

 

[Elvis]

i think there should be an invention, where every time some a smarty pants posts something unsavory or..mean -the offended party could push a button and whack the offender.

I have one... (invention)
It's called a computer, with a geek sitting behind it (and a wee bit too much knowledge).
muahhahahahahaha

</end evilness>

 

[BAW]

shut up all of u.
the anger u r attempting to cause me is could plausibly aggravate my hemoroidal condition..



thank u-

DB9

I though the doctor fixed that?


BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Here, diamond...peace offering!!!!!!

 

[Kiki]

wow

I gota tell ya....and somewhat stick up for Diamond. Even though everyone's been makin wise cracks ( no pun inteneded), he's been pretty polite through it!!! always says thank you! that was the first thing I noticed.

Ya really put yourself out there on this one Diamond, but your politness shines through.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Mebbe they're selling it on ebay?

-or-

free promotional copy with Girls Gone Wild?

 

[Like O2]

This thread gives a whole new meaning to "LMAO!"

 

[cell]

*gives this thread one star*

 

[U2ME3]

*gives this thread five stars*

 

[daisybean]

but look on the bright side....you're butt feels better doesn't it?

 

[Sicy]

*gives this thread one star*

 

[TripThruUreWires]

you people are so cruel and heartless...
i mean, c'mon, unless you're a hemmoroid, get off his ass already!

 

[nbcrusader]

Diamond - are you upset cause you only got $500 or is it because the picture they used wasn't your "good" side??














J/k

 

[melon]

I think diamond realizes that we're all joking. I mean, come on! What else would he expect with a topic like this??!

(_(_)

Melon

 

[diamond]

the best part of the surgery.. was the hernia part cuz thats when i was told that one of the nurses would later give me a bed bath..

thank u-

 

[Bonochick]

Oooooookaaaaaaaaaay........

*changes vote to 1 star*

 

[Rono]

Is that movie called the End ?

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

At least your desperate act for money can in no way be linked to any "adult" movies....I've known a few of those..







butt then again....their is the hole ass fetish thang.....

 

[diamond]

ive decided to never whore out my bunghole again..

thank u
DB9

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Nice word usage there Mr. Diamond.