kingofsorrow
Refugee
you guys are a dangerous, accident prone, lonely hearts bunch.
step1: get a car
step2: pick a target
step3: get it up to 120mph
step4: make sure your target is parked at an angle lower than the one your traveling on.
step5: lose control of your car.
step6: enjoy the crash.
if done correctly then your car should look like this.
My worst injury? ......was having my heart broken when I was 18.
No broken bones (knock on wood) but so far:
-When I was 8 I fell on ice while skating and split my chin open - 10 stitches
-When I was 9 I lost my balance and slid arm first across the barbeque grill - this may have helped me to become a vegetarian
-When I was 11 I nearly severed my left index finger with my new Swiss Army knife that my dad had been a tad to overzealous sharpening - thanks dad - 15 stitches
No more than 35 - 40 mph....
Signed,
Me.
I had some good skating injuries; I got kicked in the knee at an official practice at Eastern Synchronized Skating Championships one time and bled all over my tights for the rest of that practice and the unofficial one that followed. .