Yo MOMMA

[RedRocksU2]

Yo mama's so dumb, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orangejuice box because it said concentrate !!!!!

 

[Got Philk?]

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red shirt, the kids come running yelling KOOL-AID!!!!

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and she got stuck.

 

[elevation2u]

yo mama's so fat she went out with high heels and came back in flip flops

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

 

[elevation2u]

Yo momma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl

 

[HelloAngel]

Oh god.. MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[elevation2u]

Im trying to remember......last time I heard this was probably like 10 years back in grammar school


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Yo Momma's so fat she wears the equator as her belt

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

 

[Got Philk?]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

[Got Philk?]

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

 

[Got Philk?]

yum, chilly

 

[discotech]

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

 

[Got Philk?]

Yo mama so dumb, she though a quarterback was a refund.

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1

 

[ljclary]

Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the she sits AROUND the house

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

 

[RedRocksU2]

...i like the last one




Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.



(that one's for you, RR
)

 

[Carek1230]

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Yo momma likes it rough dot com. 'Nough said.