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Old 05-07-2006, 07:23 PM   #121
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Yo mamma's so old, she was at Jesus's baby shower.


^^got from my friend last night
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Old 05-08-2006, 01:52 PM   #122
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Yo mama so dumb, she though a quarterback was a refund.
i love that one
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Old 05-08-2006, 04:17 PM   #123
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Yo Mamma's so greasy, when she slid into 2nd, she ended up in Detroit.

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Old 12-06-2006, 12:44 PM   #124
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Yo momma.... is so fat, she doesn't wear a Malcom X t-shirt in fear a helicopter will land on her.
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Old 12-06-2006, 01:27 PM   #125
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Yo momma is like a bowling ball, you pick her up, finger her and then throw her in the gutter.
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Old 12-06-2006, 03:01 PM   #126
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I am in Hawaii and can't read the whole thread so if this is already posted I apologize.

Yo momma is so fat that when she backs up, she goes BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEP!
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:04 PM   #127
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Yo momma is so envious that when she pours herself a bath she yells "EVEN FLOWWWWWWW!!!"

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Old 12-06-2006, 07:05 PM   #128
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oh em gee i've never seen this thread before!!!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:06 PM   #129
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:07 PM   #130
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hi, and she gave me an ear infection.
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:07 PM   #131
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This is the greatest thread ever:

Yo mama's like a door knob....everybody gets a turn
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:09 PM   #132
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Yo mama is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:09 PM   #133
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:11 PM   #134
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Yo mama is so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back
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Old 12-06-2006, 07:24 PM   #135
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Yo Momma so old, Methusalem refused to marry her because she was too old for him.


Yo Momma so thin, I didn't see Yo Momma thread last year.
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