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Old 05-03-2006, 07:48 PM   #106
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Thora, I just saw it today too!

Yo Momma so fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she do

(not yours Thora! )
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Old 05-03-2006, 09:26 PM   #107
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yo momma's so black, when she goes to night school she gets marked absent.

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Old 05-03-2006, 10:28 PM   #108
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I know you're not talking about my mama SunBloc! 'Cuz if you wuz, I'd have to open a can of whup-ass!




Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:15 PM   #109
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Yo Momma is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
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Old 05-04-2006, 04:59 AM   #110
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Yo mama is so ugly, she doesn't even have Tom as a friend on her Myspace.
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:12 AM   #111
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This has to be the worst fucking joke i have ever heard/read call it whatever you want.

Holy crap,
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:37 AM   #112
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Sly -- yo momma!!!

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Old 05-04-2006, 11:04 AM   #113
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Yo Momma smells so bad she used Secret (deodorant) and it told on her....
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Old 05-04-2006, 08:10 PM   #114
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yo momma's so cross-eyed, when she cries, tears run down her back.
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Old 05-05-2006, 11:57 AM   #115
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she walks they can track her by the Richter Scale
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Old 05-05-2006, 12:03 PM   #116
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yo momma's so fat, her blood-type is rocky road.
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:04 PM   #117
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yo momma's house is so nasty that I had to wipe my feet going OUT of the house
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:46 AM   #118
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Yo momma so ugly her psychiatrist makes her lie on the couch FACE DOWN!


Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius
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Old 05-07-2006, 05:00 PM   #119
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yo momma's so stupid, she thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.
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Old 05-07-2006, 07:01 PM   #120
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