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Old 12-18-2005, 11:17 AM   #61
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Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Oh my God I just spit my coffee on my computer
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:00 PM   #62
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Yo mama's so hairy...bigfoot took a picture of her!
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Old 12-18-2005, 12:54 PM   #63
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Your momma's so fat, the “Michelin” man was made redundant.

Yes it's poor and I know it is.
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:34 PM   #64
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Yo Momma or my momma wouldn't like any of these jokes...
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:59 PM   #65
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:46 PM   #66
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Old 12-18-2005, 02:48 PM   #67
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what you saying bout my momma!







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Old 12-18-2005, 05:49 PM   #68
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I said "yo mutha!"










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Old 12-18-2005, 08:52 PM   #69
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Yo momma so skinny she plays hoola hoops with froot loops.

Yo momma so stupid that she cheated on her blood test.

Yo momma so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
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Old 12-18-2005, 10:28 PM   #70
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Yo momma so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.
:Shakes head: wondering what else Momma can do...











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Old 12-19-2005, 03:38 AM   #71
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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license
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Old 12-19-2005, 10:03 AM   #73
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Yo momma so ugly her psychiatrist makes her lie on the couch FACE DOWN!
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So you're one of those hands on types, eh???? Well, triple-dog yo momma!!!














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Old 12-19-2005, 11:59 AM   #75
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Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard
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