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Old 12-15-2005, 05:57 PM   #46
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omg ...this thread is so wrong..

but what the hell...

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

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Old 12-15-2005, 05:59 PM   #47
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Yo momma's so short she's gotta slam-dunk bus fare.
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:01 PM   #48
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:07 PM   #49
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:13 PM   #50
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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorilla's in the Mist" in her shower.
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:27 PM   #51
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:31 PM   #52
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OMG!!!the last two *tears
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Old 12-15-2005, 06:42 PM   #53
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your mommas so stupid she got fired from a blow job....


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Old 12-15-2005, 06:52 PM   #54
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Yo momma's so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:10 PM   #56
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:11 AM   #57
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Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
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Old 12-18-2005, 01:13 AM   #58
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I thought I'd change it up. Poor pleasantly plump mommas have been picked on enough.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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Old 12-18-2005, 11:10 AM   #60
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Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
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