Yo MOMMA

[ljclary]

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Oh my God I just spit my coffee on my computer

 

[Dismantled]

^

Yo mama's so hairy...bigfoot took a picture of her!

 

[ZeroDude]

Your momma's so fat, the “Michelin” man was made redundant.

Yes it's poor and I know it is.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Yo Momma or my momma wouldn't like any of these jokes...

 

[Dismantled]

Yo Momma or my momma wouldn't like any of these jokes...

party pooper

 

[Mr. BAW]

party pooper

Aww, yo Momma!

 

[Dismantled]

Aww, yo Momma!

what you saying bout my momma!

 

[Mr. BAW]

what you saying bout my momma!

I said "yo mutha!"

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

Yo momma so skinny she plays hoola hoops with froot loops.

Yo momma so stupid that she cheated on her blood test.

Yo momma so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Yo momma so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

:Shakes head: wondering what else Momma can do...

 

[ADecentMelody]

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

 

[Dismantled]

I said "yo mutha!"

I'm gonna kick yo ass!

 

[Sue DeNym]

Yo momma so ugly her psychiatrist makes her lie on the couch FACE DOWN!

 

[Mr. BAW]

I'm gonna kick yo ass!

So you're one of those hands on types, eh???? Well, triple-dog yo momma!!!

 

[mattgerth]

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

 

[Mr. BAW]

Yo' momma so fat, she can gamble in Reno and 'Vegas at the same time!









( I didn't make that up.... )

 

[prisz25]

hahahaa

Yo Momma jokes rock the house!!!

 

[Dismantled]

So you're one of those hands on types, eh???? Well, triple-dog yo momma!!!

I'll triple-dog yo face

 

[MandyMarie]

Yo momma so ugly, her daddy had to tie a pork-chop around her neck so the dogs would play with her.

 

[zoney!]

yo mama fell to the second page

 

[digsy]

yo momma so fat when she wears a malcolm X tshirt, helicopters land on her

 

[digsy]

yo momma so fat she has to go to the aquarium for a bath

 

[Mr. BAW]

 

[BAW]

 

[Mr. BAW]

You always laugh at my jokes....

 

[u2_girlie_2002]

You always laugh at my jokes....

you and the Mrs are so fun to watch post on here

 

[Sue DeNym]

"Yo Yo Ma!"

The only musician whose name is likely to get you punched in the mouth.

 

[MsGiggles]

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

 

[MsGiggles]

Yo momma is so fat she had to get the group rate to fly on Delta

 

[snowbunny00774]

Yo mama so fat, she step on a scale it says to be continued....

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gasoline money