Yo MOMMA

[DeadMansParty]

Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.

 

[Carek1230]

(thanks! I needed that laff today)

 

[DeadMansParty]

heres another laugh
my mohawk got stuck in my pillow case when i woke up this morning.

 

[DeadMansParty]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

 

[easytiger]

I know I started a thread just like this in IO....

 

[For Honor]

Yo mama so fat, when she wears a red shirt, the kids come running yelling KOOL-AID!!!!

For some reason, that is the best. I don't know why I like it so much

 

[HelloAngel]

Yo momma is so poor she uses ice cubes as air conditioning.

 

[bonomofo]

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow when she smiles the traffic slows down.

 

[zoney!]

 

[u2_girlie_2002]

Yo mamma's sooooooooo dumb that when God said let there be light...she flipped the switch!

Yo momma's so fat that when she get cut, she bleeds gravy!


This whole thread brought me back to the good old days of In Living Color

 

[U2Girl1978]

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

 

[Lila64]

 

[MsGiggles]

 

[Dismantled]

omg ...this thread is so wrong..

but what the hell...

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

 

[anadgemila]

Yo momma's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!

This is my new favorite thread is that wrong

 

[RedRocksU2]

omg ...this thread is so wrong..

but what the hell...

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

 

[anadgemila]

Yo momma's so short she's gotta slam-dunk bus fare.

 

[financeguy]

Some of these are hilarious.

 

[angelordevil]

Mama Mama Mamaaa Mamaaaaaaa!

 

[anadgemila]

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorilla's in the Mist" in her shower.

 

[RedRocksU2]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

 

[Dismantled]

OMG!!!the last two *tears

 

[Dismantled]

your mommas so stupid she got fired from a blow job....

 

[anadgemila]

Yo momma's so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.

 

[RedRocksU2]

your mommas so stupid she got fired from a blow job....

 

[dommer96]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

 

[Got Philk?]

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet

 

[Got Philk?]

I thought I'd change it up. Poor pleasantly plump mommas have been picked on enough.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

 

[Carek1230]

These are great!

 

[Dismantled]

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!