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Old 12-19-2006, 05:26 PM   #166
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Yo momma's so fat that after having sex with her, you roll over twice and you're still on her.

Yo momma's so fat that she has to use a boomerang to put he belt on.
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:36 PM   #167
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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:21 PM   #168
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Yo mama so slutty havin sex with her is like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:34 PM   #169
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OH!!!! poor mommas I respect them too much to post something nasty about them
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Old 02-03-2007, 01:35 AM   #170
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Yo Momma is so stupid, she thought the new iMac was a new cheese burger at McDonald's.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:13 AM   #171
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Yo mama so slutty havin sex with her is like throwin a hotdog down a hallway.
Wow... I don't even have anything to say about that one...
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:53 PM   #172
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Yo mama so skinny, she uses a tampon as a maxi-pad.

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Old 02-05-2007, 01:08 PM   #173
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:45 PM   #174
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yo mama's so fat she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself
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Old 01-18-2008, 11:41 PM   #175
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Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family!

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:01 AM   #176
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Yo momma so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter!
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Old 01-19-2008, 12:14 PM   #177
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Yo momma so big she had sex with yo daddy and she swallowed him whole
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Old 08-05-2008, 05:38 PM   #178
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Yo Momma So Stupid
I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:28 PM   #179
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Yo Mama is so fat that when we're gonna make love, I have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:35 AM   #180
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Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
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