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Old 12-06-2006, 07:27 PM   #136
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Yo mama so fat, she has to ask....

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Old 12-06-2006, 11:14 PM   #137
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:17 PM   #138
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Yo momma's so bald I can see what's on her mind.
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Old 12-06-2006, 11:25 PM   #139
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Yo Momma so fat you need a GPS to get around her.
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Old 12-07-2006, 12:04 AM   #140
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:40 AM   #141
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Yo mama so skinny when she wears one earring her head falls to the side.

Yo mama so fat she needs the space shuttle to lift her up.

Yo mama so poor they found fossils in her purse.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy ALL the seats on a plane.

Yo mama so stupid she think a CD is a Cream Dessert.

Yo mama so fat her weight is higher than her IQ.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks IQ stands for I-Hop Queen.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Dairy Queen and Burger King are husband and wife.

Yo mama so poor the homeless give HER money.

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Old 12-07-2006, 07:43 AM   #142
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Yo mama's so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church

Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama's so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"

Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.

Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"

Yo mama's so poor, she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.

Yo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!
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Old 12-07-2006, 10:17 AM   #143
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Yo Mamma is so fat, she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.

Yo Mamma is so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."

Yo Mamma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo Mamma is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo Mamma is so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning.


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Old 12-07-2006, 10:59 AM   #144
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Don't know if this was said, but:

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
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Old 12-07-2006, 11:11 AM   #145
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your mom goes to college
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Old 12-07-2006, 12:47 PM   #146
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Old 12-07-2006, 01:29 PM   #147
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Old 12-07-2006, 04:38 PM   #148
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Yo Momma's so fat, even Chuck Norris couldn't roundhouse kick her
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Old 12-07-2006, 08:21 PM   #149
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:01 PM   #150
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Yo Momma's so fat she smokes turkey.

Yo Momma's so stupid she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a dollar
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