World's first penis REDUCTION surgery:

[Mrs. Garrison]

Teenager has world's first penis REDUCTION surgery | Daily Mail Online

There comes a time in every urologist's career that a patient makes a request that leaves a physician speechless. That question was "can you make my penis smaller"?'
Rafael Carrion, urologist at the University of South Florida

 

[U2loverforever]

There are no words!!!!!!


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[mikal]

I was thinking I might need this at some point. Thanks for the link.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

I was thinking I might need this at some point. Thanks for the link.

Perv

 

[Hewson]

He could have just gone swimming in cold water and saved all the medical expenses.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

i dunno, maybe he got tired of that 'like a fish out of water' feeling

 

[YBORCITY]

I was thinking I might need this at some point. Thanks for the link.

Same here, thanks for link Mrs. G

 

[DaveC]

I was thinking I might need this at some point. Thanks for the link.

Damn you for beating me to this joke

 

[david]

I know some pretty big dick heads. But I doubt this would work on them.

 

[deep]

This procedure is quite painful

Be sure to use an good surgeon and get it done right the first time.

I've had to go back twice for further reductions.

 

[nbelcik]

I was thinking I might need this at some point. Thanks for the link.


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[nbelcik]

I was thinking I might need this at some point. Thanks for the link.

Dammit.


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[Headache in a Suitcase]

but what about the balls?

 

[mikal]

but what about the balls?

There's been talk of some doctors actually enlarging the balls without telling the patient to try to increase the dramatic effect of the penis reduction surgery.


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[lazarus]

Are they just going to throw out what they removed from this guy, or is there a way to...repurpose it?


Asking for a friend.

 

[mikal]

Are they just going to throw out what they removed from this guy, or is there a way to...repurpose it?


Asking for a friend.

You mean like one man's loss could be another man's gain?

And in that scenario, if gaining parts of another man's penis, would all of your sexual encounters post surgery be known as gang banging?


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[Galeongirl]

Sounds like nobody actually read the article. As it was a girth reduction, not a length reduction it would be rather complicated to use the leftover material in an enlargement surgery.

 

[Hewson]

Sounds like nobody actually read the article. As it was a girth reduction, not a length reduction it would be rather complicated to use the leftover material in an enlargement surgery.

You aren't really taking any of the replies in the thread seriously are you?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Why wouldn't she?

Perhaps he could use the extracted area as calf implants

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Olympic Men's Triathlon Winner credits success to "hard work and penis-calf implants."

 

[mikal]

Olympic Men's Triathlon Winner credits success to "hard work and penis-calf implants."

His calves looked rock hard out there.


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[Mrs. Garrison]

He runs like a stallion!

 

[gvox]

Those doctors promised me anonymity!

 

[YBORCITY]

Are they just going to throw out what they removed from this guy, or is there a way to...repurpose it?


Asking for a friend.

?


But seriously what do they do... you know just asking for friend

 

[cobl04]

I have had several enlargement surgeries. None have been successful.

 

[Galeongirl]

You aren't really taking any of the replies in the thread seriously are you?

I just enjoy wrecking Laz's hopes.