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I was at a casino, and I saw a woman in her 50s or 60s wheel in a 20 some year old boy who was paralyzed and/or in a vegetative state. He was strapped to a gurney with a feeding tube. She parked him in the aisle and proceeded to play the slot machine.
 
I once saw a 300 pound woman take a dump in the middle of a shopping mall. She just dropped trou and went for it right in the little water fountain area. And people were like OMG! and LOLZ!
 
This one time, I saw Mrs Garrison skin a neighbour and then feed his head into a woodchipper. I mean, the guy deserved it, I guess... but still, pretty depraved. Why I didn't report it I can't say. Must have slipped my mind.
 
Damn right I did! The idiot completely fucked up the Hobie Point wine mixer for me. And let me tell you, nobody fucks up the Hobie Point wine mixer. So yeah, I skinned the john and ran him through the woodchipper. You were wise not to report me, old chap. Also im pleased you looked the other way when I finished off his annoying family.

Pouring wet cement down his wife's seemingly bottomless throat was very gratifying. Watching it dry and turn her into a statue from the inside out, was spectacular. She's a wonderful addition to my rock garden now, she'll dazzle in the spring with birds landing on her crusty head and in the fall I can place a candle between her breasts and she'll become my favorite Halloween decoration.

As for the children, well we couldn't have the little bastards running around terrorizing the community, now could we? Let's just say 'Uncle Garrison' paid a visit and made them breakfast the morning after mommie dearest and father sawdust's untimely departure. I made them a breakfast to die for, quite literally, French toast with meth and 'cereal killer' oatmeal made from my very own secret recipe.

Needless to say, they won't be interfering with my plans any longer.
 
Seeing a fat chick putting deodorant on her armpits while driving her Honda Fit at over 100mph on a freeway.
 
to let the mind wander....

Back when I moved into my then-new house, several years ago, I was invited to the country club pool where they were having a clothes optional pool party. This was for adults only, mind you. This country club had an adult only pool as well as an all ages pool. The adult only pool had several bars, different waterfalls, levels, and even a couple grottos. It was quite the fancy affair, for a fancy neighborhood with armed guards at the gates and occasional armed helicopters flying overhead when we had distinguished guests among us.

So anyway, back to the pool party, I was a bit shy about going to one of these clothes optional parties. I decided to see my doctor and ask him if he had anything to make me, well, "enhanced". Doc laughed and said he was fresh out of "enhancers" or pumps, however, he did have a prosthetic piece I could wear around which would help with my shyness. He did warn me with a chuckle not to get it wet.

So when I emerged from the country club locker room the evening of the party, wearing only a smile and my prosthesis, everything was fine. So fine in fact that I was making my way from party to party, making friends and having drinks. Soon enough I got into the pool with a few supermodels to cool off and swim up to the poolside bar for another drink. Once I decided to get out of the pool I had the strange sensation that every person there had stopped talking at once and was looking directly at me.

At this point I vaguely remember that the Doc had warned me not to get wet. So imagine my surprise when I looked down and discovered that my prosthetic piece had grown very very large..... and turned completely black.
 
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